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JpbJpb

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First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« on: April 03, 2018, 06:11:25 PM »
Let me preface this post with info about who I am...  I am white (it's a different experience... though I can feel the trolls raising an eyebrow as I type this... relax HipHop), 30 years old, have money, relatively introverted (not in a weird way), and can hold my own with both whores and matrix women (my new favorite adjective thanks to this site).  I've toured the world for sex, but this was my first time to Puerto Plata.  I live in FL, so I've recently started exploring the Caribbean and Central America for cheap, quick hitters.  My trips are aimed at relaxing and getting my mind off a stressful job (massage, beach, marijuana if legal, something to occupy my mind like an interesting culture or historic sites).  Fucking whores comes second to this ...but it is a close second.


Started in BB for 3 nights.  Had several average 6-8 ST experiences and 1 terrible 6.5 ST experience.  Her name was Rose - I was running out of chicas and tried her at the end - fucking horrible.  I paid her to leave after a weak blowjob and 10min of starfish fucking, wasn't worth wasting leche.  Every chica started with BBJ (most did not even ask, just got to it), and it was a completely drama/BS free environment.  The place is really boring though, so I spent a lot of time on Costambar beach and the surrounding area.  It was Easter holiday, so the beach was crowded with locals.  It was fun to sit at the little bars with a pesidente, listen to an audio book, and watch the scene.  I talked to this one bartender for about an hour, very fun person (she was only a 5-6 and I wasn't trying to hit it); however, the next day she introduced me to her cousin on holiday from Bonao (easily a 7-8, girl next door type without makeup, but unbelievable face and fit body) and after 3-4 hours of swimming & drinking (big discount), I paid some guy 300 pesos to fuck her in his shack (without AC) 3 blocks from beach.  It was a sweaty mess but by far my favorite experience of the trip.  She never asked for pesos, we exchanged WhatsApp, and I can't wait to see if she is legit or will hit me up for WU.  Either way, after my experiment, I will lose her number.


Then I spent 3 nights in Sosua.  I'm kicking myself for not finding this place sooner.  What I consider a 9-10 is going to differ from most guys on this site.  I like young, fit spinners with a girl next door vibe.  The whole "bad bitch" thing gets old after a while, because that's what you get from 99% of pros in my experience; the "girl next door" hoe is my unicorn lol.  I hit six chicas in 3 nights - all 7s and 8s - all about 2,000 plus propina.  Only one stood out to me (I don't remember her name).  She was an 8.5 on my scale, but she looked timid and unsure of herself (compared to the others).  Sure enough she was a noob - visiting from Santiago for a week - and we vibed right away.  She started at 2,000, I damn near spit my beer out expecting a 3,500 opening, I got her for 1,500.  She could fuck, man... and easily a top 5 head game (I might be pushing 1,000 women at this point in my life), so I gave her 3,000.  If it wasn't my last night, I would have wifed her.  After 6 nights I was too drained for even a ST repeat.


Some thoughts that might be worth sharing:

 - Exchange money at Jenny's (Costambar) or the guy on the corner across from helado bon (Sosua). His daytime rate is 1us:49dr if you're exchanging enough (maybe more than $200?) - be polite, but firm, and don't settle for less (he will quote 47.5/48).

 - I prefer to blend in rather than stick out.  Some people are just wired that way.  It's not easy to do at a place like Clasicos when you're solo and look like me.  I ended up crashing a weird Canadian bar with Pink Floyd music blasting, just to get a fantastic window seat on the strip.  I highly recommend it.  Don't get me wrong, this is not my scene back home, but it was comfortable enough and I had my pick of chicas.  When I bring my friends on a non-solo trip, I will probably have a different experience.

 - 800/hour massage near playa alicia is a pretty good value.  Chicas are attractive and DTF, but I saved it for the strip.

 - Don't accidently make eye contact with the wrong chica...  sometimes they will linger and you have to tell them to piss off

 - Don't get sick.  I put a plastic bag on the faucet so I remember not to brush teeth / wash face whenever I've had a few drinks or am tired.  Invest some time on this site finding trustworthy food - I've heard some horror stories (e.g., worms in fish).  I stuck to Baileys and was happy (try the pizza, omelette).  Same thing with ice for mixed drinks, check those reviews and tip well at small spots.

- North American tourists heading to the Caribbean are the worst...  seriously...  this is my ~20th trip and I'm still blown away by it...  A soccer mom sat next to me at the POP bar and asked "20 questions" about my trip, I eventually told her I was a sex tourist and she shut up (her husband gave me a smirk though lol)

- Invest your time reading frequent flyer blogs (or PM me)...  I will never pay more than $125 for a flight from USA to POP including taxes/fees. I vacation every month, so optimizing miles is an important hobby for me.

 - There is a lot of talk about "game" on this site.  I'm sure you get a better experience with it (seriously), but in my opinion it's not needed to have a great time in Sosua and is potentially not worth the investment (to each their own, so decide for yourself).  I saw old, ugly Canadian locals pulling dimes (in their opinion) and being happy as hell with chica performance - they have no game by any definition of the word, but they are tenured, level-headed, friendly and clean.

 - Be clean and smell good, but I prefer to dress like a gringo pobre (again, to each their own).  I wore $2 flip flops, basic t shirt, basic shorts (cargos are for tourists, but you need a zipper or internal pocket).  Left the watch and brand names at mi casa.

 - Spend 100dr on a beer for the chica to feel her out and look at her face/body in the light before leaving with her.  It is too easy to get tricked out there...  I was halfway out the door on my first night and had to do a double-take and put the hoe back on the shelf lol...

 - text her whatsapp "I will pay you xxx DR after we fuck, in front of the security guard at the gate", and make her text back "OK".  It is not awkward, she will appreciate it too, and then you can both relax mas.  Tip your security guard.

 - Viagara doesn't work on a full stomach, take 5 minutes to ask Google how to use lol


All said and done, I prefer Cuban pussy and European atmosphere/diversity/laws (e.g., police corruption and marijuana regulations).  However, this was a great value and is close to home, so I'll be back again before hurricane season.

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2018, 07:01:44 PM »
CLAPPING......

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2018, 07:12:37 PM »
Good info and great report POP/Sosua is the shit can’t stay away !

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2018, 07:32:37 PM »
Nice report.  Thanks.

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2018, 07:49:08 PM »
Good report

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2018, 09:25:45 PM »
Thanks for the good report...

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2018, 10:28:08 PM »
Not bad for a white boy! LMAO Good report.

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2018, 06:23:08 PM »
Nice Report
Flip Flop Sports Bar / Flip Flop Taco Shop / Flip Flop Beach Bar #38 and a Few Nice Boats..... Sosua, RD

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2018, 06:41:05 PM »
Kudos Sir !

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2018, 07:35:01 PM »
you did you
good report

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2018, 09:55:13 AM »
👍 good report

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2018, 04:09:08 PM »
Well Done!  Photos?

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2018, 09:26:47 PM »
Bravo!!!!
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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2018, 12:25:11 AM »
Cool report. I do kick myself for not going there when I lived in Florida during the Sosua "heyday". Only once right before I was about to move back to NYC and realize how many quick weekend trips I could have taken out of MIA smh.

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Re: First Trip Report - Drunk from 30k feet
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2018, 04:49:40 PM »
- North American tourists heading to the Caribbean are the worst...  seriously...  this is my ~20th trip and I'm still blown away by it...  A soccer mom sat next to me at the POP bar and asked "20 questions" about my trip, I eventually told her I was a sex tourist and she shut up (her husband gave me a smirk though lol)

@Jpb  Great report...and got to this part and I'm LMAO!!!  Love it!  I'm sure the hubby is like...bitch...shut the F up!
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