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Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« on: July 03, 2018, 12:56:11 PM »
I'm trying to get to the bottom of this shit cause i've read about it in multiple threads and just chatted about it with a whatsapp puta.  Are some of you dudes not freshening up before your sessions?  How can you expect these young girls to put their mouths on your un-clean body.  They're putas not crack heads.  Geesh.  The litmus test for whether or not you're an adult has two questions.

1. Do you know when you're fucking up?

2. Do you know when you're funky?



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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2018, 01:15:05 PM »
Yo man I already hinted at shit like that #1....a bitch will suck your dick like a lollipop if you invest in your hygiene....lol





1. Invest in a $30 pair of clippers and trim up your fuckin Dick Hairs, Balls Hairs, Ass Hairs, Chest Hairs, and most importantly cut off your fuckin BACK HAIRS....Guarantee your sessions will be a little better, them Chicas don't want to see, taste, or smell them mini afros...lol

2. Invest in some great smelling cologne such as Dolce & Gabbana, Paco Rabanne, Kenneth Cole, Tom Ford,....ETC. Them Chicas love that smell good shit, trust me.

3. Invest in some of that Victoria Secret Body Wash for the Chicas when they shower, nothing like a sweet smelling bitch with a bad ass body(natural Viagra) makes your dick stands up naturally...lol

4. Keep some snacks in the room candy, chips, cookies, sodas, water for the Chicas, bitches got to eat too and they need their energy especially after fucking with me....lol

5. Keep some Liquor and beer in the room for those new or semi-pros that you may need to break the ice/relax her before the session(some bitches you just have to have without that vibing shit)

6. I know this may not work for some of you but stay away from the alcohol if possible. Drink water, Drink water I drink between 6-8 1.5 liter bottles of water per day when in Sosua believe it or not
SKEET, SKEET, SKEET all day my nigga....lol (But most importantly I'm not sweating when laying pipe or when walking around Sosua hunting)

7. Get them bad bitches WhatsApp in Classicos' for Daytime action, they tend to charge a arm and leg in Classicos' but when you text them the next day you hold the negotiation power, them bad bitches want to make money during the day but don't want to beat that hot pavement...lol Set them appointments up for Daytime action PLayers...

8. I can't say enough about them big booty Haitians...lol Them bitches aim to please Porn-star type action (enough said)

9. I finally hit a older hoe this trip(40) them old bitches can't be underestimated as well...Bitch put me to sleep, I tapped out....Dam (enough said)

10. Nothing like them pretty ass Dominican bitches and I tried to take @PrettyBig advice and wife up one of those pretty ass Dominicans for a day to fuck and enjoy her company!!! Fuck that my nigga when I got that NUT I looked at that that bitch and told her to "Change Clothes and Go" in my Pharrell voice. I don't have the discipline to stay with a bitch for 24 hours in Sosua fuck that!!!
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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2018, 07:44:15 PM »
the 10 clean your cock and ass crack commandments....this should go without saying .

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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2018, 08:22:22 PM »
Yo man I already hinted at shit like that #1....a bitch will suck your dick like a lollipop if you invest in your hygiene....lol





1. Invest in a $30 pair of clippers and trim up your fuckin Dick Hairs, Balls Hairs, Ass Hairs, Chest Hairs, and most importantly cut off your fuckin BACK HAIRS....Guarantee your sessions will be a little better, them Chicas don't want to see, taste, or smell them mini afros...lol

2. Invest in some great smelling cologne such as Dolce & Gabbana, Paco Rabanne, Kenneth Cole, Tom Ford,....ETC. Them Chicas love that smell good shit, trust me.

3. Invest in some of that Victoria Secret Body Wash for the Chicas when they shower, nothing like a sweet smelling bitch with a bad ass body(natural Viagra) makes your dick stands up naturally...lol

4. Keep some snacks in the room candy, chips, cookies, sodas, water for the Chicas, bitches got to eat too and they need their energy especially after fucking with me....lol

5. Keep some Liquor and beer in the room for those new or semi-pros that you may need to break the ice/relax her before the session(some bitches you just have to have without that vibing shit)

6. I know this may not work for some of you but stay away from the alcohol if possible. Drink water, Drink water I drink between 6-8 1.5 liter bottles of water per day when in Sosua believe it or not
SKEET, SKEET, SKEET all day my nigga....lol (But most importantly I'm not sweating when laying pipe or when walking around Sosua hunting)

7. Get them bad bitches WhatsApp in Classicos' for Daytime action, they tend to charge a arm and leg in Classicos' but when you text them the next day you hold the negotiation power, them bad bitches want to make money during the day but don't want to beat that hot pavement...lol Set them appointments up for Daytime action PLayers...

8. I can't say enough about them big booty Haitians...lol Them bitches aim to please Porn-star type action (enough said)

9. I finally hit a older hoe this trip(40) them old bitches can't be underestimated as well...Bitch put me to sleep, I tapped out....Dam (enough said)

10. Nothing like them pretty ass Dominican bitches and I tried to take @PrettyBig advice and wife up one of those pretty ass Dominicans for a day to fuck and enjoy her company!!! Fuck that my nigga when I got that NUT I looked at that that bitch and told her to "Change Clothes and Go" in my Pharrell voice. I don't have the discipline to stay with a bitch for 24 hours in Sosua fuck that!!!

Bruh... #1 had me DYIN' Lmao Fr fr, this list is golden. Preach!

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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2018, 11:28:52 PM »
hygiene is top priority....

bring some baby powder,, (walking around with sweaty balls), good smelling soap, 1 for you and 1 left in the bathroom for the chicas( dont have them using that hotel soap)....like said above nice colonge, shower gel and you MUST shower even if she doesnt..if you dont shower that will increase your chances of a chica wanting to suck you with a condom....get a plastic bag put some holes in it and then put some downy unstoppables in it, put the bag between your clothes in your lugguge keep your clothes smelling fresh

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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2018, 12:05:10 AM »
also make sure your room smells good, u banging 2 or 3 old nasty chicas, room smelling like ass...lol...

i bring plugins,,,,bring some airfreshers (full size or travel size)

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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2018, 04:47:20 AM »
Yo man I already hinted at shit like that #1....a bitch will suck your dick like a lollipop if you invest in your hygiene....lol





1. Invest in a $30 pair of clippers and trim up your fuckin Dick Hairs, Balls Hairs, Ass Hairs, Chest Hairs, and most importantly cut off your fuckin BACK HAIRS....Guarantee your sessions will be a little better, them Chicas don't want to see, taste, or smell them mini afros...lol

2. Invest in some great smelling cologne such as Dolce & Gabbana, Paco Rabanne, Kenneth Cole, Tom Ford,....ETC. Them Chicas love that smell good shit, trust me.

3. Invest in some of that Victoria Secret Body Wash for the Chicas when they shower, nothing like a sweet smelling bitch with a bad ass body(natural Viagra) makes your dick stands up naturally...lol

4. Keep some snacks in the room candy, chips, cookies, sodas, water for the Chicas, bitches got to eat too and they need their energy especially after fucking with me....lol

5. Keep some Liquor and beer in the room for those new or semi-pros that you may need to break the ice/relax her before the session(some bitches you just have to have without that vibing shit)

6. I know this may not work for some of you but stay away from the alcohol if possible. Drink water, Drink water I drink between 6-8 1.5 liter bottles of water per day when in Sosua believe it or not
SKEET, SKEET, SKEET all day my nigga....lol (But most importantly I'm not sweating when laying pipe or when walking around Sosua hunting)

7. Get them bad bitches WhatsApp in Classicos' for Daytime action, they tend to charge a arm and leg in Classicos' but when you text them the next day you hold the negotiation power, them bad bitches want to make money during the day but don't want to beat that hot pavement...lol Set them appointments up for Daytime action PLayers...

8. I can't say enough about them big booty Haitians...lol Them bitches aim to please Porn-star type action (enough said)

9. I finally hit a older hoe this trip(40) them old bitches can't be underestimated as well...Bitch put me to sleep, I tapped out....Dam (enough said)

10. Nothing like them pretty ass Dominican bitches and I tried to take @PrettyBig advice and wife up one of those pretty ass Dominicans for a day to fuck and enjoy her company!!! Fuck that my nigga when I got that NUT I looked at that that bitch and told her to "Change Clothes and Go" in my Pharrell voice. I don't have the discipline to stay with a bitch for 24 hours in Sosua fuck that!!!

Now you know what type a guy can hang out with the bitch after skeeting... simps.. 🤣
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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2018, 04:48:22 AM »
I'm trying to get to the bottom of this shit cause i've read about it in multiple threads and just chatted about it with a whatsapp puta.  Are some of you dudes not freshening up before your sessions?  How can you expect these young girls to put their mouths on your un-clean body.  They're putas not crack heads.  Geesh.  The litmus test for whether or not you're an adult has two questions.

1. Do you know when you're fucking up?

2. Do you know when you're funky?

Since when is this a new thing that most  men don’t have good hygiene?! Especially you fat nasty bastards. I mean if you won’t take care of the inside of your body what makes you think they’re going to take care of the outside.
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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2018, 05:43:19 AM »
Yo man I already hinted at shit like that #1....a bitch will suck your dick like a lollipop if you invest in your hygiene....lol





1. Invest in a $30 pair of clippers and trim up your fuckin Dick Hairs, Balls Hairs, Ass Hairs, Chest Hairs, and most importantly cut off your fuckin BACK HAIRS....Guarantee your sessions will be a little better, them Chicas don't want to see, taste, or smell them mini afros...lol

2. Invest in some great smelling cologne such as Dolce & Gabbana, Paco Rabanne, Kenneth Cole, Tom Ford,....ETC. Them Chicas love that smell good shit, trust me.

3. Invest in some of that Victoria Secret Body Wash for the Chicas when they shower, nothing like a sweet smelling bitch with a bad ass body(natural Viagra) makes your dick stands up naturally...lol

4. Keep some snacks in the room candy, chips, cookies, sodas, water for the Chicas, bitches got to eat too and they need their energy especially after fucking with me....lol

5. Keep some Liquor and beer in the room for those new or semi-pros that you may need to break the ice/relax her before the session(some bitches you just have to have without that vibing shit)

6. I know this may not work for some of you but stay away from the alcohol if possible. Drink water, Drink water I drink between 6-8 1.5 liter bottles of water per day when in Sosua believe it or not
SKEET, SKEET, SKEET all day my nigga....lol (But most importantly I'm not sweating when laying pipe or when walking around Sosua hunting)

7. Get them bad bitches WhatsApp in Classicos' for Daytime action, they tend to charge a arm and leg in Classicos' but when you text them the next day you hold the negotiation power, them bad bitches want to make money during the day but don't want to beat that hot pavement...lol Set them appointments up for Daytime action PLayers...

8. I can't say enough about them big booty Haitians...lol Them bitches aim to please Porn-star type action (enough said)

9. I finally hit a older hoe this trip(40) them old bitches can't be underestimated as well...Bitch put me to sleep, I tapped out....Dam (enough said)

10. Nothing like them pretty ass Dominican bitches and I tried to take @PrettyBig advice and wife up one of those pretty ass Dominicans for a day to fuck and enjoy her company!!! Fuck that my nigga when I got that NUT I looked at that that bitch and told her to "Change Clothes and Go" in my Pharrell voice. I don't have the discipline to stay with a bitch for 24 hours in Sosua fuck that!!!

worstbehavior is that you ?? lmao...

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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2018, 04:06:50 PM »
For sure ,clean up before you do the deed,, becarefull if your eating pussy, lot of these chica splash the pussy with a cup of water and out the door !

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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2018, 04:18:21 PM »
I always bring 2 bars of my favorite Dial soap and a small wash towel and a large towel..  before each chica i shower thoroughly..   lol, but seriously some of u cats are revealing a feminine side thats a tad bit strange..

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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2018, 04:33:18 PM »
Smh another thread on basic grooming

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Re: Are dudes really smashing without showering?
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2018, 10:35:38 PM »
I always bring 2 bars of my favorite Dial soap and a small wash towel and a large towel..  before each chica i shower thoroughly..   lol, but seriously some of u cats are revealing a feminine side thats a tad bit strange..

I like the Dial anti-bacterial soap.

 


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