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1st 15 minutes Friday June 29, 2012 Nairobi Kenya
« on: August 09, 2012, 06:10:00 PM »
        Landed at a quazi modern airport made it threw customs paid $50 for a visa got our bags. Went to the tourist office booked a hotel for 4300 KES Kenyan Shillings there are about 84 Shillings = $1 USD. We also got a taxi from the airport for $20 no shillings here. The ride to the Hotel was about less than 20 km’s but it took us over 2 hours to get there traffic is horrible in Nairobi. Just think of the LIE on a hot Friday afternoon and everyone is trying to leave town at the same time. We finally made it to the hotel and what a difference a day makes we left the 4 wings 5 star hotel to a maybe 3 star hotel in downtown Nairobi. This hotel has security guards on every floor so already I’m saying why we are here. Get situated Amir & I take a stroll and fortunately for us not to far from our hotel there is a watering hole called the wagon wheel. So we knock down a couple of suds and we meet these 3 guys who are at the table next to us. James & GD they own a clothes shop and James he is an accountant whose sister is a lawyer in Woodbridge NJ. Yeah same thing I’m thinking small world. So these guys give us and education about Nairobi the important things that guys need to know. The red light district is located on Koinage Street. Right down the street from the bar were 2 tity bars Lido’s and Tahiti club. Very important info. So after we leave these guys we head back to the room for some seriously needed rest. Wake up the next day and had breakfast at the hotel went souvenir shopping looked around Nairobi went to several markets. Now we are downtown standing thinking about our next move. This Kenyan cat comes up and tells us he has been watching us all day since we left the hotel so immediately my guard goes up. He reassures us he is not going to rob or cheat us and he is a tour guide and he is here to help s. Everyone here is a tour guide. So he takes us to a market where everyone is selling handy crafts and I feel like the Pied Piper I got a string of Mofo trailing me telling me Brtha I can get you the best deals just tell me what you want. What the fuck I want was you to leave me the fuck alone. Long story short we went and bought a luxury bus ticket to Mombasa. Nairobi is a busy major city and if you don’t know what you doing or are caught sleeping those mofo’s will pouce on you faster that a lion on a wild animal. Long story short Amir & I got the fuck outta Nairobbery
1st 15 minutes Mombasa Sunday July 1 2012
        What can I say this place is the BOMB. Shit great weather big booty hoes. When we got her we were picked up at the bus terminal and this cat takes us to this outta the way hotel where all the tourist stay. It was like Negro take me into town. So we get this Hotel New Palm gardens it is 2500KES per night great security restaurant and it is really close to the Casablanca. Now when you come here the 1 st place you want to visit is the casa Blanca. The place never closes there is always a plethora of available PHAT (Pussy Hips Ass & Tits) willing and able to satisfy your ever need. So it is early in the day we ordered a couple of Tuskers beers and the bar tender who is a very nice fellow give us another education. He says come back later on tonight and you will be hunted like a lion stalks their prey. Amir & I went back later that night as soon as we walked in we had hundreds of eyes on us. We sat down ordered a couple of Tuskers and low & behold the chicks descended on us. Hadn’t been in there 30 seconds and these chicks were asking us like do you want me bad mutha fuckin chicks. Not like the stupid ass shit chicks in the states say you gonna buy me a drink. These chicks were like do you want me. Now that is a good sign for the evening. The music at casa Blanca was great American hip hop soul R&B a really nice variety. As I was coming out the bathroom and minding my business this really cute chick Josephine grabs my hand and says why have you been ignoring me all night? I say I didn’t mean to offend you but I didn’t notice you the bar was kinda dark. So she asks if she can come to the table where Amir & I are sitting. I get back to the table and Amir has this girl who is grinding on him and I glance over this chick doesn’t have on any panties and Amir right there in Casa Blanca is finger fuckin this chick and the chick is about it. Later after I was satisfied that Josephine would do for the night we got a tuk tuk from the club to the hotel for 50 KES. Got to the room and did the nasty all night long. Now me & Jose get to the room I’m screwing the shit outta her she starts to cum & low & behold she is a squirter she starts spraying all over the room yelling some shit in swali it was so crazy. That was a really different night. Before I had chicks orgasm and their bodies convulse but this chick WOW!!!!! Woke up the next morning had a woody home girl immediately went down grabbed my mike and started singing to it. Got that morning Knut nothing like it in the world. Took a shower gave home girl 2000KES about $25.00 USD and said have a good day.
Mobassa July 4th 2012
Happy Independence day July 4th from Mobasa Kenya. The celebration here is off the chain. Fireworks people gettin drunk and all that good stuff. In a few Me & Amir are going to be heading to the beach but 1st let me catch you up on my latest adventures . Yesterday July 3rd went to my favorite watering hole the Casa Blanca after we had done our little running around. So we get to the bar and low & behold what do we see @ the bar but bar flies yeah the kind with wings and the kind with legs both are a pain in the butt. One keep flying by you to annoy the devil out of you the other is sitting and staring @ you to beg you to buy her a drink. So whenever you go to the bar never ever never ever make eye contact with a bar fly. It is like they put a old school Star Trek tractor beam on you and just reel you in. So yesterday Amir & I had to go to the market to buy some things. Now everything in Africa is a negotiation. For instance Amir wanted a pair of sandals. So we selected the sandals that he wanted the guy says 7000 shillings which is about $72 so we counter with an offer of 500 shillings which is about $6 USD make a long story short after hearing that brutha you are taking food out of my children's mouths and a plethora of hard luck stories and wasting and in ordinate amount of time haggling with this cat we finally settled on our original price of 500 shillings. i tell you everything is a negotiation. We are in the market and Amir wants to buy some red peppers now the normal price is 20 shillings less than 25 cents now this chick is going to say 80 shillings which is about $1 USD so we start walking away and she agrees to our price . I tell you and the markets here are very crowded on very narrow streets it's like a pick pockets heaven. As you are walking down the street everyone is yelling at you my brutha come into my shop it cost you nothing to sit and look. You know they are lying because everytime you say no I'm not intrested they don't understand the meaning of NO!!!!! Do you know how to tell when an African is telling the truth? His lips are not moving and their mouths are closed... You say persistance and they are persistant. Now yeaterday this little boy gets lost in the market and he is crying and snot & all types of nasty shit is coming out of his oral cavaties. So the police man comes up and says what is wrong little boy the boy says I lost my mother and I can't fing her so the policeman asks the boy what she looks like the boy stops crying looks at the policeman and says " How the fuck do I know what she looks like she is always covered up" The muslim women are always covered up here from head to toe. Kinda cool because if you are having a bad hair day nobody will know but you or if you have a face that resembles a dog and the body of an elephant who is going to see it because you are always covered up in the black burka from head to toe.
Stevie Wonder would feel very comfortable here because me and Stevie got that receding hair line that exposes your big forehead. Everyone here has that really big forehead so you know with my big assed forehead I fit right in. To get around here they have these 3 wheeled vehicles called tuk tuks. Now you can go all over Mobassa for the incredibly low price of 50 shillings or about 60 cents so you tend to get lazy. Every time Amir & I are walking thousands of TuK Tuks stop to ask if we need a ride. You can just look at the drivers face and read his expression is like you stupid foreigners get your ass in this tuk tuk and give me double the price. Everyone here speaks english and swali. So when the Kenyans are speaking with you they speak english and if you ask them a question they will rephrase the question to their friend in swali then come back & give you your answer in English. Oh before I go yesterday I mentioned to the guy @ the cyber cafe that I might be intrested in taking a 1 day Safari. And for those of you like myself who don't know what the word safari means Journey. So getting back to my story the guy @ the cyber cafe name was Dixon. Dixon immediately gets on the phone with one of his relatives or tribes men who the fuck knows. The guy says he will meet me @ the cyber cafe immediately. Well he never showed that night and I thought that was it over. The next morning when I'm walking my date out of the hotel who is sitting in the lobby waiting for me but my man with the safari. Swiss Cheese. Yeah this is that cats name swiss cheese. So he tells me that he know someone who can take me on a one day safari. Pick me up in the morning and drop me back at the hotel that evening. So I say Kool. Needless to say it is 8:00 in the morning and I'm on my way to the gym. So me and swiss cheese walk up the street on our search to get me a safari. To make a long story short we went to about 4-5 different places. Everyone wants to take you on a 2 or 3 day safari for the incrediably low price of $600 to $700 USD. Now you know how much I detest mud bugs and living that out doors life my example of camping is in a hotel room with hot water free wi fi cold beer and a available supply of PHAT chicks at my beck & call. So I'm getting stressed and tell him don't worry about it because when we go to South Africa my friend who is there Falco told me he is going to take me to Kruger National Park. Now Swiss cheese can't accept no for and answer so later that day he calls Dixon again and asks to speak to me . I don't know this guy like has a radar on meor what . So again I tell him I'm not intrested. Dud take the hint. Can I be anymore clearer?
Other night Amir & I were in the casa blanca and I did something really really foolish . I didn't listen to my instincts. Now the 1st warning sign is this chicks name is Forboding music playing in the back round please JACKIE.... That should have been enough for me to tell her I'm not intrested and kept it moving. I already did 20 years 5 days 6 hours and 15 seconds with my X WIFE JACKIE..... But NO she starts rubbing that PHAT ass on me and massaging the right spots and shit next thing you know I'm throwing caution to the wind. My next warning sign that I foolishly ignored is that this chick smoked cigarettes. I know I sound like a hypocrat but I don't date chicks who smoke cigs. Now we are hanging out and the music at the casa blanca is pumping a combination of old school american music and hip hop great music. So this chick ask me to buy her a captain morgan. She with me I ain't gonna treat her like a wet food stamp so I tell my waiter Steve no problem . The waiter Steve brings the Captain Morgans over. I'm not really paying attention to this chick my head is on a swivel looking at all the other talent that is in the club. So I go to the bathroom. Before I go to the bathroom I owed Amir a drink from earlier and he said he wanted a Jack Daniels. so I go to the bathroom come back and Amir says where is my Drink I ask Steve he says I put it on the table.To make a long story short I go to pay the bill I show Steve the bottle caps that I drank and the 2 drinks that I ordered. He tells me that I have to pay for 3 extra drinks. Now I'm debating with Steve he has been our waiter for the last 2 days good guy. Eventually Amir pulls me to the side and tells me the count is right because JACKIE has been drinking not only her Captain Morgan but also Amir's Jack Daniels. Now that should have been the red light going off in my head screaming DANGER DANGER IMMEDIATE FUCK UP ABOUT TO HAPPEN but no my smaller head took over and said don't worry how bad can it be?
So we leave the club get to my room she goes to take a shower. I don't know this is a cultural thing she screams and says the water is hot and she only baths in cold water so I turn the hot water off. Then I go to wash up I came out of the bathroom she has turned off the fan turned on the air conditioner and says she has asthma. Now my big head wasn't working took the night off. Danger signs abound. She is smoking my cigarettes with reckless abandon turns off the fan and turns on the a/c without asking me if it is ok now if you have asthma shouldn't you do the opposite. So we did the nasty 1 time and my big head comes back from it vacation. My big head tells me to get rid of this chick NOW IMMEDIATELY!!!!. But now this crazy chick has gotten comfortable and laid up for the night. So here I am in my room with a crazy Psyco chick sleeping spooning next to me with a knock out bod. I had to sleep with one eye opened the entire night. Fortunately for me next to my room the guys are doing construction and about 7:00 am they start banging. She wakes up complaining that she can't sleep and for me to go tell the construction men to stop banging. I said to myself the word rhymes with witch.... you crazy I'm going to tell these men to stop working so you can lay up in the lap of luxury and stress me the fuck out while I'm on my holiday. I told you this chick was NUTS!!!!! So I tell her that I'm going to the gym and I will see her whenever like never. So as we are going out she asks yeah asks for a cig so I give her one now this chick is going to get greedy and says can I have 5 cigs. I escorted her out the door down the stairs and who do I run into Swiss cheese sitting down in the lobby waiting for me and the adventures continues. I will post some more pix later. I did not take a pix of my nightmare JACKIE but she did reach me a valuable lesson. DO NOT EVER LISTEN TO YOUR SMALL HEAD CAUSE IT WILL BE TROUBLE GUARANTEED

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Re: 1st 15 minutes Friday June 29, 2012 Nairobi Kenya
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2018, 07:47:05 PM »
How much is a reasonable price to pay the girls in kenya

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Re: 1st 15 minutes Friday June 29, 2012 Nairobi Kenya
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2018, 05:16:08 AM »
no more than $US50.00 all night

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Re: 1st 15 minutes Friday June 29, 2012 Nairobi Kenya
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2018, 10:32:53 PM »
What about just for one hour? Are the girls freakier than Dr chicks? Are they tight down there? Have you been to the massage Parlorrs how was it?and ghow do the girls look there?do they gave big asses
« Last Edit: May 15, 2018, 10:36:59 PM by Geronimojack233 »

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Re: 1st 15 minutes Friday June 29, 2012 Nairobi Kenya
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2018, 10:52:23 PM »
What about just for one hour? Are the girls freakier than Dr chicks? Are they tight down there? Have you been to the massage Parlorrs how was it?and ghow do the girls look there?do they gave big asses
I can't answer all the questions but pound for pound, top 5 location for Ass on this planet:
1. Ghana
2. Botswana
3. Kenya
4. South Africa
5.Tanzania/Cote D'ivoire

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Re: 1st 15 minutes Friday June 29, 2012 Nairobi Kenya
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2018, 08:19:27 AM »
Sounds like a great time! If you want a new destination try Cape Verde 🇨🇻... off the west coast of Africa! The most beautiful women! Portuguese and African mix

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Re: 1st 15 minutes Friday June 29, 2012 Nairobi Kenya
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2018, 11:42:50 AM »
If we tell them we know PB , will we get a discount? or chased out of town?

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Re: 1st 15 minutes Friday June 29, 2012 Nairobi Kenya
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2018, 12:16:37 PM »
CV is my people!  All love!

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Re: 1st 15 minutes Friday June 29, 2012 Nairobi Kenya
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2018, 12:13:16 AM »
Do do u know of any cheap bit good hotels,with smoking,mosquito nets safe and security and guest freindly

 


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