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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2017, 06:50:56 PM »
I was in Havana for the Fourth of July weekend. Everything the OP said is accurate. My friend and I stayed in a very nice apartment along the Malecon down the street from the Hotel Riveria. We made the mistake of arriving on Saturday morning. The banks are closed on the weekends so I couldn't exchange the Euros I brought. I also brought $500 in US dollars and my airbnb host was able to exchange it for Cuban money. They also had wifi there even though it barely worked even when we had the internet cards.

We never made it to any clubs. We didn't have to. The two places we went for chicas was right outside our front door (a lot of chicas hanging around the Malecon) and Old Havana. All I had to do was walk outside and I'd hear this "pssst, pssst." That was a chica calling you over. Normally they would come out of NOWHERE to greet us. I mean, it's pitch black then all of a sudden you see them. It's crazy. Thank God it's illegal for Cubans to have guns or they could've easily robbed us a few times! Here's a few things to remember when you get to Cuba:

1. Any chick you meet at night is a prostitute. Plain and simple. No matter where you are. It is frowned upon for the locals to speak to tourists and the girls can be arrested for talking to tourists. So good luck getting any girl to speak to you in broad daylight. I went to a mall called Cuba Libre and started spitting game to an 18 year old handing out menus for a restaurant she works at. She couldn't meet me since she got off at midnight (I wanted some action sooner) but after I left her she tracked me down and had a friend of hers waiting on me! While I'm negotiating with her friend I have two other girls looking at me waiting to pounce! Very Sosua like.

2. Bring chocolates and any kind of snacks. One of the prostitutes (who is a student) went NUTS when I gave her Pringles. I guess it's $5 for a half of container of Pringles in Cuba. I wouldn't pay that in the US! They also love chocolate. If you let them know you have candy/(cheap) perfume or cream/cookies/toys (which is the hardest thing for a Cuban to get since they are so expensive there) from the US it (probably) will drive their price down a little. I brought little $1 & $2 Matchbox cars and they LOVED THEM! I negotiated $40 to bang a schoolteacher (prostitute) when she initially wanted $80. My friend got a threesome for $60!

3. The food SUCKS at restaurants. It's a far cry from Sosua. Our airbnb host cooked for us and it was by far the best meals I had in Cuba. If your host is willing to cook...LET THEM.

4. Go with the mentality that every girl is for sale. You are going to have a hard time striking out with any chick who isn't married. My biggest regret was not trying to get one of the girls that worked at the airport. There are some stunners there.

5. You'll find most of the tourists in Old Havana. But you'll also see a lot of apartments in the side streets. I actually started talking to a chick in front of her house. Her mother invited my friend and I in and pretty much negotiated a good price for both her daughters. I wasn't interested but my friend actually banged one of her daughters IN THEIR OWN HOUSE!

6. Cuba is extremely safe. You can walk anywhere you want without fear of violence any time of the night.

I hope this helps!


Ok so my annual guys trip will be coming up in May. (I am married but religiously I been taking an all guys trip for the past 5 years.) My last place I've been to this year May was Curaçao and I was blown away by how cheap the chicas were. Only $27!! Also the setup was the best I've seen ( a resort like brothel where chicas rent rooms and u fuck them right there.) I am ready to book Curaçao again for May 2018 but Cuba sounds interesting to me and I can only imagine how sexy and natural these chicks are. Just sounds like a hassle to get ya fuck on. Guys who've been, do u guys have any pics of chicas u smashed??.. I just need some more convincing. Thanks.

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #46 on: November 29, 2017, 08:21:41 PM »
I was in Havana for the Fourth of July weekend. Everything the OP said is accurate. My friend and I stayed in a very nice apartment along the Malecon down the street from the Hotel Riveria. We made the mistake of arriving on Saturday morning. The banks are closed on the weekends so I couldn't exchange the Euros I brought. I also brought $500 in US dollars and my airbnb host was able to exchange it for Cuban money. They also had wifi there even though it barely worked even when we had the internet cards.

We never made it to any clubs. We didn't have to. The two places we went for chicas was right outside our front door (a lot of chicas hanging around the Malecon) and Old Havana. All I had to do was walk outside and I'd hear this "pssst, pssst." That was a chica calling you over. Normally they would come out of NOWHERE to greet us. I mean, it's pitch black then all of a sudden you see them. It's crazy. Thank God it's illegal for Cubans to have guns or they could've easily robbed us a few times! Here's a few things to remember when you get to Cuba:

1. Any chick you meet at night is a prostitute. Plain and simple. No matter where you are. It is frowned upon for the locals to speak to tourists and the girls can be arrested for talking to tourists. So good luck getting any girl to speak to you in broad daylight. I went to a mall called Cuba Libre and started spitting game to an 18 year old handing out menus for a restaurant she works at. She couldn't meet me since she got off at midnight (I wanted some action sooner) but after I left her she tracked me down and had a friend of hers waiting on me! While I'm negotiating with her friend I have two other girls looking at me waiting to pounce! Very Sosua like.

2. Bring chocolates and any kind of snacks. One of the prostitutes (who is a student) went NUTS when I gave her Pringles. I guess it's $5 for a half of container of Pringles in Cuba. I wouldn't pay that in the US! They also love chocolate. If you let them know you have candy/(cheap) perfume or cream/cookies/toys (which is the hardest thing for a Cuban to get since they are so expensive there) from the US it (probably) will drive their price down a little. I brought little $1 & $2 Matchbox cars and they LOVED THEM! I negotiated $40 to bang a schoolteacher (prostitute) when she initially wanted $80. My friend got a threesome for $60!

3. The food SUCKS at restaurants. It's a far cry from Sosua. Our airbnb host cooked for us and it was by far the best meals I had in Cuba. If your host is willing to cook...LET THEM.

4. Go with the mentality that every girl is for sale. You are going to have a hard time striking out with any chick who isn't married. My biggest regret was not trying to get one of the girls that worked at the airport. There are some stunners there.

5. You'll find most of the tourists in Old Havana. But you'll also see a lot of apartments in the side streets. I actually started talking to a chick in front of her house. Her mother invited my friend and I in and pretty much negotiated a good price for both her daughters. I wasn't interested but my friend actually banged one of her daughters IN THEIR OWN HOUSE!

6. Cuba is extremely safe. You can walk anywhere you want without fear of violence any time of the night.

I hope this helps!


Ok so my annual guys trip will be coming up in May. (I am married but religiously I been taking an all guys trip for the past 5 years.) My last place I've been to this year May was Curaçao and I was blown away by how cheap the chicas were. Only $27!! Also the setup was the best I've seen ( a resort like brothel where chicas rent rooms and u fuck them right there.) I am ready to book Curaçao again for May 2018 but Cuba sounds interesting to me and I can only imagine how sexy and natural these chicks are. Just sounds like a hassle to get ya fuck on. Guys who've been, do u guys have any pics of chicas u smashed??.. I just need some more convincing. Thanks.

Odd he said The Riviera as The Cohiba is the more obvious landmark and right next door, the have a money exchange as does the Hotel National, open seven days a week, except for lunch, siesta and dinner time.

It is true that all the single women in some bars at night are there to fuck for money. There are some other places that I would not be as presumptuous.

And yes, a schoolteacher who may make herself available on the weekends that you meet on the road, the bus stop, a restaurant, pretty sure she will go for $40. The women in the clubs, paid $10-$15 to get in, $5-$10 each way in a taxi, hair, nails, shoes, makeup... They are all asking $100 plus and not budging for less than $80. And they are leaving before sunrise.

The food varies wildly from pretty darn average to as good as you will have anywhere! You will just need some help finding a good restaurant if food is your thing. On average the meals I have had in Sosua nothing even comes close to the handful of places on my list. But I do understand the reputation.

And yes, I wrote a trip report awhile back about meeting a mom in here 40's that was trying to orchestrate any number of combinations that did or did not include her, her two daughters, an Olympic volleyball player (she won) and a salsa dancer.

I did get a little creeped out way off on a side street near the port that had no lights at night, but always felt safe, the only threatening  thing that did happen was likely in my mind, but best to remove yourself from it... I wrote that in another report somewhere.

I have been lots of times, If it is a boys fuck trip, go back to Curacao, or Sosua for that matter. If you want to see a truly unique place with real culture, history, art, architecture and the added bonus of banging a beautiful girl... Choose Havana.

Sorry no pics, but the girls are natural, one in a hundred in the club may have fake boobs, never any fake asses, they dance, work out and are fit. After midnight in the clubs you will have a fair shot at the Tropicana Show Girls, Fitness Models, Fashion Models... It is pretty amazing.

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #47 on: November 29, 2017, 08:29:22 PM »
@Don Pablo where would you recommend getting an Airbnb by? the Russian Embassy ?

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #48 on: November 29, 2017, 09:21:20 PM »
That is a little far out... But some of the good clubs are out that way. La Cecilia, Casa de Musica, Don Congrejo, Mio y Tuyo.

I like Vedado. The Triangle between The Cohiba Hotel, The National and The Havana Libre. Mainly because that is kinda the circuit for coffee and cigars for me. And I have some favourite little bars that never disappoint.

Likely wherever you choose a $10CUC taxi ride will be involved in your day.

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #49 on: November 29, 2017, 09:50:43 PM »
iight thanks @Don

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2017, 10:52:26 PM »
That is a little far out... But some of the good clubs are out that way. La Cecilia, Casa de Musica, Don Congrejo, Mio y Tuyo.

I like Vedado. The Triangle between The Cohiba Hotel, The National and The Havana Libre. Mainly because that is kinda the circuit for coffee and cigars for me. And I have some favourite little bars that never disappoint.

Likely wherever you choose a $10CUC taxi ride will be involved in your day.

@Don Pablo going with a female to cuba if  I wanted to duck off with a chica for a ST do they have a place I can get a short term rental ?

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #51 on: December 17, 2017, 01:16:23 PM »
That is a little far out... But some of the good clubs are out that way. La Cecilia, Casa de Musica, Don Congrejo, Mio y Tuyo.

I like Vedado. The Triangle between The Cohiba Hotel, The National and The Havana Libre. Mainly because that is kinda the circuit for coffee and cigars for me. And I have some favourite little bars that never disappoint.

Likely wherever you choose a $10CUC taxi ride will be involved in your day.

@Don Pablo going with a female to cuba if  I wanted to duck off with a chica for a ST do they have a place I can get a short term rental ?

Thats a tough one....

1/Places like that exist, mainly for young married Cuban people who may live in a two bedroom place with grand parents, parents, and brothers and sisters and need a place to fuck away from eyes and ears. They are cheap. Never been to one. Don't know how I would find one.

2/A pro would know, chances are it would be pretty shaky. I have told someone before that the place i was staying would not allow both her and her friend... So she said she knew a place. Did not happen.

Prostitution is illegal, brothels are illegal, as much as some guys on here think their Sosua "game" works in Havana and they can approach anyone on the street and say "how much?" I don't know... I certainly would not.

But on the other hand... Is it possible? Oh yes. Its possible.

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2017, 02:03:07 PM »
@Don Pablo what I might do is just get somewhere additional since it's cheap that allows guests

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2018, 10:03:36 PM »
Excellent post!!

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2018, 05:04:20 PM »
Pour out some liquor for all the dead from the plane crash today

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #55 on: June 19, 2018, 08:17:26 PM »
Pour out some liquor for all the dead from the plane crash today

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #56 on: June 19, 2018, 09:04:42 PM »
Pour out some liquor for all the dead from the plane crash today

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Look at the date of the post, read the news and come back

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Re: I did Cuba in January. (I kno I'm late. STFU) Lmao
« Reply #57 on: June 20, 2018, 06:33:26 AM »
Lol iam_Marwa gets ran down on by 2 "street girls" in Cuba on the malecon.

https://youtu.be/pB9TJ2gd1oA
We all 'monger' different *shrug*

 


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