I'm 'Bout To Get A New Dick. Seriously.

[Stones]

In a few months I'll be going under the knife. No more pills.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/penile-implants/about/pac-20384916

[Stones]

LOL. Piece of cake.

[Stones]

Length is overrated. Besides, I've selected one of the best surgeons in the country. I'm already in training camp using a medical-grade vacuum pump to get ready. I expect to lose no more than a quarter-inch in length. My surgeon says the loss of length could be even less than that. Either way, the trade off will be unlimited erections anytime I want them -- for as long as I want them -- and all with a natural feeling.

Once this is done I'll be able to go through the entire Blackbeards lineup in one day.

Line 'em up. Life is short.

[PoonTangClan]

Length is overrated. Besides, I've selected one of the best surgeons in the country. I'm already in training camp using a medical-grade vacuum pump to get ready. I expect to lose no more than a quarter-inch in length. The trade off is unlimited erections anytime I want them -- for as long as I want them -- and all with a natural feeling.

Once this is done I'll be able to go through the entire Blackbeards lineup in one day.

Line 'em up. Life is short.

No, lol. Actually, length is NOT overrated, but carry on. We wish you success with your surgery.

[Stones]

Yeah, but I already got plenty of length. The ability to achieve on-demand, rock-hard erections -- for as many times a day as I want without drugs -- is much more impactful. LOL.

[Stones]

By the way, for all things related to erectile dysfunction, go to this site: https://www.franktalk.org/

There was one guy there who posted a full photo of his new dick and four naked chicas around him at Oasis Adult Resort (Blue Oasis?) in Puerto Plata. Dude was rock hard and fully erect as his team massaged him. LOL.

[Jazzy2019]

Length is overrated. Besides, I've selected one of the best surgeons in the country. I'm already in training camp using a medical-grade vacuum pump to get ready. I expect to lose no more than a quarter-inch in length. The trade off is unlimited erections anytime I want them -- for as long as I want them -- and all with a natural feeling.

Once this is done I'll be able to go through the entire Blackbeards lineup in one day.

Line 'em up. Life is short.

No, lol. Actually, length is NOT overrated, but carry on. We wish you success with your surgery.

I'd argue that length over 8" is over rated. And from what I've read most women have that opinion. As to Stone's soon to be new dick, being able to have an erection on demand isn't as much fun as it may seem if it's not accompanied by the ability to ejaculate everytime you have an erection.

[Stones]

Length is overrated. Besides, I've selected one of the best surgeons in the country. I'm already in training camp using a medical-grade vacuum pump to get ready. I expect to lose no more than a quarter-inch in length. The trade off is unlimited erections anytime I want them -- for as long as I want them -- and all with a natural feeling.

Once this is done I'll be able to go through the entire Blackbeards lineup in one day.

Line 'em up. Life is short.

No, lol. Actually, length is NOT overrated, but carry on. We wish you success with your surgery.

I'd argue that length over 8" is over rated. And from what I've read most women have that opinion. As to Stone's soon to be new dick, being able to have an erection on demand isn't as much fun as it may seem if it's not accompanied by the ability to ejaculate everytime you have an erection.

Of course. Having an erection on demand doesn't mean you're going to have an amazing orgasm each time. Far from it. What it does mean is that with a penile implant you will be able to perform at 100 percent anytime you need to. If you are in L.A. and you book a porn star for $1,000 -- then you know she is going to be f--ked hard, regardless of whether you orgasm. The same is true if you knock down four in a row at Blackbeards. Desire is as important as the ability to come. However, if a guy is coming to bed with a limp noodle, then desire won't help him.

On the other hand, many of us have been in situations where we wanted to f--k hard but our dicks let us down.  Sometimes we came too quick and then went flaccid, or we could not get it up because of too much alcohol, etc. The procedure I am going to go through will 100 percent eliminate all of that. It's not a procedure for everybody. But it is for me.

Finally, a lot of prostitutes, especially in the U.S., count on you not being able to perform -- but she still wants your $300, $500, or $1,000. Think about that.

[Stones]

Yeah, but I already got plenty of length. The ability to achieve on-demand, rock-hard erections -- for as many times a day as I want without drugs -- is much more impactful. LOL.

Some of you all were "gifted" at birth.  And some of us had to put in work.  It literally took me 20 years to gain 2 inches.  I can fathom giving up 25% in a matter of hours...lol.   Nah...

I forgot to ask you.  Did you ever try shockwave treatment?  I considered it, but the idea of someone frequently handling my dick didn't appeal to me.  So, I purchased my own shockwave machine took the DIY approach.

Lurker, I have just about done it all, but not shockwave. I took a look at it and then decided, nah. But just reading your posts, I think you would be a great candidate for an implant -- once you can get it for free through Medicare.

[MACK]

In a few months I'll be going under the knife. No more pills.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/penile-implants/about/pac-20384916

Is it that serious? ........ maybe it's time to hang it up....

[Stones]

In a few months I'll be going under the knife. No more pills.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/penile-implants/about/pac-20384916

Is it that serious? ........ maybe it's time to hang it up....

Mack, If you are in the game for real, you don't hang it up until you die. I'm ride or die.

[WorstBehavior]

if u cant ejaculate during sex then it's a huge fail....twice as much if your paying for it.

cuz at that point ur servicing her...at which you should getting paid....so food for thought.


but enjoy bionic dudes.

stones...how old r u sir ?

[Stones]

if u cant ejaculate during sex then it's a huge fail....twice as much if your paying for it.

cuz at that point ur servicing her...at which you should getting paid....so food for thought.


but enjoy bionic dudes.

stones...how old r u sir ?

Who mentioned the ability to ejaculate? You can ejaculate with a soft, one-inch dick.

[MACK]

In a few months I'll be going under the knife. No more pills.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/penile-implants/about/pac-20384916

Is it that serious? ........ maybe it's time to hang it up....

Mack, If you are in the game for real, you don't hang it up until you die. I'm ride or die.

Yea you are definitely dedicated monger....dangerously dedicated 

[WorstBehavior]

if u cant ejaculate during sex then it's a huge fail....twice as much if your paying for it.

cuz at that point ur servicing her...at which you should getting paid....so food for thought.


but enjoy bionic dudes.

stones...how old r u sir ?

Who mentioned the ability to ejaculate? You can ejaculate with a soft, one-inch dick.

someone else did.

look your world your penis

if im not busting balloons in these hoes then its a fail and a waste of MY money. i f--k to release the tension....i/e nut.

not to plow her into oblivion with my iron man penis...lmao....