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Title: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: tugboaboat5393 on April 08, 2021, 07:13:47 AM
Ok guys,  your all full of piss and vineger, you get to the SU, take down a few hoes, now its getting late  your at lets say the Anvhee after curfew,,,You have had a few drinks and are feeling no pain, ok you pick this cute hoe could be chubby or thin shes all dolled up nice weave ,,make up, eye lashes nails the works !, you pick her go back to the room, beat the breaks of her,, you all spent tiered you both go to sleep,,
 Ok you feel like you got hit by a truck, Jet lag too much booze and Adult activities,
One eye open you see your chica wake up, you dont recognise her,,  shes no make up wig off, tubi on, tits drooping down saggy tits C  section scar ,with Donimican tatoos,,,Ugh,, you say to your self was i that drunk,,, , the chica say she wants to stay or come back later,, Help me jeasus !you quickly pay her and hope she dosent come back  haha,
 Any one have any good stories where the chica looks good but  is a frankenstine in the morning light !!!!!
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: PapiViejo-Dark Lord on April 08, 2021, 08:27:10 AM
My only "Bride of Frankenstein" story starts with being drunk in copa, thinking she looked good, she was very nice and she agreed to my shennanigans...so we go back to my spot and get crazy...but then her wig shifts, she's smoking up a storm, still wants to do coke, and the final straw that killed all the fun...her ass starts bleeding...alot!!  So I end up taking her to the pharmacy and paying her double!!!
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I ran into her again...and she complained that her ass still hurts and wanted more money.  I responded "Yes, I can see you're working so you will earn more.  I gave her my kick rocks look!
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: Dothedamthing on April 08, 2021, 11:02:25 AM
Dang PapiViejo mine is not a bride of Frankenstein saga but it was an eye opener. I had one a few trips back and she was cute in the face about an 7.5 (so I thought) with a banging body definitely 10, about an 8 overall on MY SCALE.  I was juiced up and the sex was great. She got up early and asked if she could cook us some food after she showered. I said yes could barely open my eyes but could see that body walking to the bathroom and was like I'm gonna get up and hit that while she's in the shower. Now keep in mind when we screwed the lights were dimmed and she looked sexy. When I got to the shower she had just washed off all of her makeup. I swear had I not seen her walk into the bathroom I would have sworn it was another chica. Somehow she had sooo much makeup on it totally changed her look and complexion. Her natural complexion  was  darker. Her hair was braided so I didn't get the wig surprise. But I just looked at her and she was apologizing because I saw her before she could put the makeup back on. I explained to her that I was staring because I didn't recognize whom she was. In my opinion she was better looking without the makeup. She explained she thought she looked better lighter. After I told her she looked better without the makeup it was on. She tried to screw my brains out. I ended up seeing her a few more times at no cost and she even did a 2 day visit. Yes I did pay the first night and gave her a nice propina after that morning romp.
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: Travelguy90 on April 09, 2021, 10:53:58 AM
This year was unique where I didn’t have a Chicago stay over. Curfew might have played a role, or maybe the girls are different. Well I had one sleeper but she wasn’t all night. I did get a few bare faced Haitian girls who were pretty cute despite minimum things done such as braids and a nice dress early in the morning or late night.
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: stinqu on April 09, 2021, 05:45:12 PM
This is no lie, about six years ago I stayed at a hotel and there where 3 German guys( 50-60YRS) AND HAD A BET ON,FOR THERE LAST NIGHT WHO COULD BAG THE THE UGLIEST CHICA (100euro). They had to meet at the pool in the morning, needless to say I GOT EARLY, LOL
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: PapiViejo-Dark Lord on April 09, 2021, 05:51:48 PM
Hahaha That's a losers bet. Expats already know who's who in Sosua. LoL!!
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: crazy_canuck on April 09, 2021, 06:01:38 PM
This is no lie, about six years ago I stayed at a hotel and there where 3 German guys( 50-60YRS) AND HAD A BET ON,FOR THERE LAST NIGHT WHO COULD BAG THE THE UGLIEST CHICA (100euro). They had to meet at the pool in the morning, needless to say I GOT EARLY, LOL

If none of them bagged the old beggar with the cigar, they were just playing in the minor league LMAO
Personally, I wouldn't do it even for 1000$ but some people need the money more than others ...
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: stinqu on April 09, 2021, 06:28:29 PM
It was just an annual bet these crazy f--ks had going for years,IT WAS PART OF THEIR FUN
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: sosuasosua on April 09, 2021, 07:23:21 PM
walk of shame
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: PapiViejo-Dark Lord on April 30, 2021, 09:33:10 AM
This.
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: stinqu on May 02, 2021, 05:07:47 PM
If you want to know what a chica really looks like meet her on the beach. that 8 at Anhvee might be a 5.
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: stinqu on May 02, 2021, 05:24:55 PM
I'm a day time hunter, so I know what I'm getting. I have found that if you chose a chica for gust them selves and not all the make-up and dress, it can be to your advantage.
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: tugboaboat5393 on May 02, 2021, 08:01:29 PM
Any of you dare devils smashed the haitian homeless chica with one eye,  freaky dreakey !!!
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: Bucwild on May 02, 2021, 08:38:58 PM
Somebody  f--king  her because everytime I go she pregnant she was in March
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: PapiViejo-Dark Lord on June 15, 2021, 09:39:53 AM
I saw her in June and that ass is phat!! Just don't look up!!!
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Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: PapiViejo-Dark Lord on July 06, 2021, 08:51:15 AM
I'm planning my next visit, so if someone wants to leave $40 bucks with OB for a room, I'll hit the zombie my first day! That way, she'll folllow me around[like TWD] begging me to hit it again!!
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: justinjoy on July 06, 2021, 11:58:19 AM
I'm planning my next visit, so if someone wants to leave $40 bucks with OB for a room, I'll hit the zombie my first day! That way, she'll folllow me around[like TWD] begging me to hit it again!!

Man, you are a wild dude....LMAO
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: PapiViejo-Dark Lord on July 09, 2021, 10:06:42 AM
I like to push the envelope...but not go out of my way to do so. If I get a free room, well why not use it for something new!!
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: Jazzy2019 on July 09, 2021, 10:14:22 AM
The zombie has cleaned what I believe is himself up a bit. He’s now out in the full light of day.
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: PapiViejo-Dark Lord on July 09, 2021, 10:20:40 AM
The zombie has cleaned what I believe is himself up a bit. He’s now out in the full light of day.

Not the "guy" zombie. The one-eyed "woman" zombie. If you put a bag over her head, her body is inviting.
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: tugboaboat5393 on July 09, 2021, 02:23:45 PM
Somebody  f--king  her because everytime I go she pregnant she was in March
Shes has come up to me a few times,,Seems very desperate,,  Most places the bar staff or security shoos her away,,,,now if she had an eye patch mabey a decent pair of pantalonis and a good approach she mabey get some Bizz,, For sure the seems home less !
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: tugboaboat5393 on July 09, 2021, 02:30:02 PM
The zombie has cleaned what I believe is himself up a bit. He’s now out in the full light of day.

Not the "guy" zombie. The one-eyed "woman" zombie. If you put a bag over her head, her body is inviting.
Papi were reading the same book..Was thinking duke the security at sosua suites drag her in scrub her down  wash her toto with lemisol,,,paper bag on head   bend her over one of thos ratty worn out couches, ass up face down doggy   raw doggy that is !
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: PapiViejo-Dark Lord on July 14, 2021, 09:08:58 AM
I was thinking alicia at nite is really dark and I can wash her in the surf and make her kneel in the sand...I hope she don't bark!!
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: stinqu on July 14, 2021, 06:19:30 PM
You guys are soooo cruel. I have bought her a fruit cup last year  from a street  vender and she left me alone for a week. It cost me 60 pesos a week. All good. Any of the regular beggers I drop a few coins, I'm there for months, and they need the money.
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: afeez1 on July 14, 2021, 06:47:54 PM
I don't have any horror stories of waking up next to fugly chicks in the morning but if I ever wake up next to a chica that looks like this, I'm running.

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Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: PapiViejo-Dark Lord on July 14, 2021, 07:02:25 PM
Well I think is better to f--k not knowing you need a bag than to pick up one knowing you really need a bag or three more shots of tequila!
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: stinqu on July 14, 2021, 07:41:38 PM
Never woke up to a fugly chica, thank god. As drunk as I have been in Sosua it is only luck.
Title: Re: How does your Hoe look in the Morning Light?
Post by: PapiViejo-Dark Lord on July 18, 2021, 02:09:19 PM
I met with one off Badoo and I was stunned and decided to low ball her so she wouldn't accept my price. Haha Well long story short...I had to take one of the team. Funny thing though...she's never hit me back on WhatsApp. Anyways, I'm not gonna question fate! LoL!!
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