San Jose CR never disappoints

[TravelYoda]

Day 1 in San Jose. Arrived at 5p on the nonstop from Houston. Got cash from the ATM by the Duty free, bought a sim card for my hotspot at Claro, then found a taxi. The taxi meter hit for 17000 Colones , roughly $32, to downtown area including some wait time at the pharmacy and grocery. After getting to the Holiday Inn,  I quickly took a shower and hit the streets. Though I usually walk everywhere at all times, this walk was a bit sketchy then I  remember. A lot of homeless zombies, a couple groups of young dudes just hanging out, as well as trans streetwalkers. Not dangerous per se, but definitely keep the head on a swivel and walk fast. Anyway, I arrived at the Sportsman Lodge.  Though there were a couple of lookers in there, but by and large, its were the older/bigger/less/avg looking girls hang. Out of the 30 girls, 6 of them were solid high 6-7s, 5 more could get it if the vibe was strong, but the other 19 were old (in p4p years(36+)) bigger, or too plain, or reminded me of strays. The dudes were all retirement age too. Heard a few convos about being 70 and feeling great.
To the spoils: locked in Karina. "33" fake boobs fake butt. Super nice, sensual, down for whatever. She wanted 100K Colones or $200 Got her down to 40k. Asked her why'd she start so ridiculously high if she knew what she was going to accept, said she usually doent negotiate, but im not  "old and boring" and we have fun together. Session was solid. sensual, appeasing, did all the things. Easy to talk to with/ we made plans for the next day.

Showered, then went to Tarormina. It was fairly packed for a Thursday. Casino/4 separate bars lots to choose from here; easily 120-150 chicas. Then some would leave and a whole new set would arrive. I ate. Talked to lots of chicas who were talking crazy on price. I started going home (holiday-inn around 130-2) and ran into Vale about to enter Taromina. tall fit perky. told her 35k($66) to leave right now. she came. She was nice enough, but rookie mistake on my part. Im drunk and she just left her house. She didnt really want to kiss, only gave CBJ, then wanted a tip for a taxi home. She also, took 8 bag of 2CB out, laid them on my table like it was Mary K,  asking if I wanted to support her business. Hilarious.

Started day 2 with Karina from day 1. She picked me up early and went took me to the beach. She had beer and food for the day, I was falling in love with a lady of the night. About an 45 mins in, she says, im picking up my friends she wants to go to the beach. Weird but whatever. In the car, they start talking about 3somes blondey and brunette, blah blah blah. I say no, I dont like them I'll hit separately though. Its left alone; so I thought. At the beach, its the same shit. I tell them, Im going to give them some time together and site see. Im done. I call Sharon who i matched with on Tinder, tell her I don't have a room and she invites me to her place. We've been talking for a min so we have a little repore. 60k colones, high than I like, but whatever. Shes been on my list for I intended on seeing her in San Jose, but she left the day i got there. After I smashed Sharon, Good session, shes fit, sensual, tight, mature; good conversationalist, but also knows how to STFU. I laid on her stomach while she ran her fingers through my hair and didnt say a word for a cool 20-30 mins. Just thinking of my next move. I took a taxi all the way back to San Jose and texted Karina I left. She tried to call and apologize and take me to dinner later, but F that. Got back to the Holiday Inn and called Jessica. She came in full uniform to the holiday inn. I know they were hot, but didnt say anything. She tried to ala carte me and asked for payment up front and I had to tell her how it was. She obliged but would give in on the CBJ. Body looks good in clothes, but tons of deep scars and dents due to accidents and enhancements.
Day 3 Hit the hotel gym did some work hit the street atnoon. Sportsman lodge was  deserted.  Onecouple having breakfast in the back, 3 dudes politicking about how the US sucksin the front. I ordered my free breakfast and was to leave when Angela came in.She came over we chatted, had a coffee, and went back to the room. She was allin on service in regards to starting with the massage, DFK, overall sensuality .Tried to give me a cbj, but I gave her the Mutumbo wagging finger and she obliged.Session was good, spirited, did the positions I wanted then went on her way.40k Colones down.Next went to the Taomina. Also a ghost town but not as bad. At2 in the afternoon on a Saturday, There were about 6 chicas at the bar, varyingdayshift talent. I decided to call some of the numbers I had saved from thenight before. All were sleep are weren't willing to come before their “shift.”As I had a quota of 3 a day to fill, I stayed here, It picked up every hour andhad a solid 30-40 chicas to choose from by 5. I took back Brenda. She was trashand I should have known better, but I was 3 drinks in and have always beenintrigued by weird/funny/intriguing stuff. Brenda, got my attn by shooting mein the face with breast milk. Then sat on my lap then proceeded to tell me howwe would be going for sushi and ending the night upstairs. Sounded solid, butbefore I hitched my wagon, I had to see what I was in for so we went up first.It was all an act. First the Spanx, then we had to look through all of these picturesbefore the baby, then wanted a mutual massage, then asked if her sister canjoin us. About 15 mins in, I realized she was trying to run the clock out onme. Back story, recent divorce from a Mexican dude who put her on the block inthe US. Then when he got her pregnant he sent her home to CR. Long to short, shetried to give me the US backpage treatment.  I collected myself real quick, put on mypants, said exactly what I wanted she can do it or leave. She got back inline. Session was super dramatic and she wanted to do the least. 40k Collones down. I then left Taormina for a change of scenary and had dinner in the ritzy part of town called Santa Ana Escazu; Jaguar Negro. It was fancy Mexican food, it was cool, good drinks, Miami prices. Always easy to strike up conversations at the bar as a solo dude abroad. Found a situation that was cool to talk to and it could have gone down, but way too much time and effort would have been needed and I was on a mission. I went back to Taromina. The place is packed, but ironically, not as packed as Thursday or Friday. A couple of the chics said business has been the same since the pandemic. Didnt dig in what she meant, but the sentiment was less guys, harder negotiations, more short times instead of overnights and dudes keeping girls for days. Did a few laps saw plenty of 9's, not too many fake asses here. Tons of boob jobs though. Ran into Roxana. 4'10 petite, pretty face, good natural body. Session was incredible. Nothing she would do and was nasty about it; Definitely the key to making a good session a great session. Smashed, sent her on her way to find another, she also went downstairs to find another, after an hour we just went back together. smashed again, talked, heard her sad ass life story then I left, her sister came and they worked late into the morning hours.
Observation about San Jose:-The chicas are beautiful. A cross between Brazil and colombia. Very fit and mostly natural.-Not a ton to do in DT San Jose. For restaurants and bars, have to go to Escazau. The ones in Downtown are a bit sketchy or just arent that exciting. Short on museums. All anyone kept telling me was to go to the coast (for eco adventures)-Its expensive for a latin american city. Food and drink is LA/NY.Mia prices. 2500-3000 Colones ($4-6) for beer pretty much everywhere. Chicas will also tell you $100 minimum with a straight face. The bad ones ask for $200 and $300 and get it.-Taromina is drug central. Coke/SpecialK/Weed. some of the chicks are on it, and there are some dudes that are there religiously that only made sense to me at the end of the trip.-I hate brothels. Having a room at Sportsman or Taromina is convenient but the accomodations are bare and walking through the halls you hear music, squeaking beds, and fake moans. Going back to the airbnb is the best move.-CR chicks love tattoes. It has to be a right of passage here.-Some picks from some of my company. Again, I pick chicks based off of random shit, there are many fit 8 and 9s here every night.
-Stay away from the street hoes, either trans or have some type of issue preventing them from entering one of the known establishments.
-Don't ask these chicas how much. Youve already lost the negotiation. Costa Rica has always been on the high end, but 30k-40 for ST used to be good 9/10. even a basic 5 is aksing 100-200 out the gate for ST.

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[Coochie93]

Day 1 in San Jose. Arrived at 5p on the nonstop from Houston. Got cash from the ATM by the Duty free, bought a sim card for my hotspot at Claro, then found a taxi. The taxi meter hit for 17000 Colones , roughly $32, to downtown area including some wait time at the pharmacy and grocery. After getting to the Holiday Inn,  I quickly took a shower and hit the streets. Though I usually walk everywhere at all times, this walk was a bit sketchy then I  remember. A lot of homeless zombies, a couple groups of young dudes just hanging out, as well as trans streetwalkers. Not dangerous per se, but definitely keep the head on a swivel and walk fast. Anyway, I arrived at the Sportsman Lodge. This is definitely where the old hoes go to die. Though there were a couple of lookers in there, but by and large, its were the older/bigger/less/avg looking girls hang. Out of the 30 girls, 6 of them were solid high 6-7s, 5 more could get it if the vibe was strong, but the other 19 were old (39+) bigger, or too plain, or reminded me of strays. The dudes were all 65+ too, which actually worked to my advantage. To the spoils, locked in Karina. "33" fake boobs fake butt. Super nice, sensual, down for whatever. She wanted 100K Colones or $200 Got her down to 40k. Asked her why'd she start so ridiculously high if she knew what she was going to accept, said she usually doent negotiate, but im not  "old and boring" and we have fun together.

Showered, then went to Tarormina. It was fairly packed for a Thursday. Casino/4 separate bars lots to choose from here; easily 120-150 chicas. Then some would leave and a whole new set would arrive. I ate. Talked to lots of chicas who were talking crazy on price. I started going home (holiday-inn around 130-2) and ran into Vale about to enter Taromina. tall fit perky. told her 35k($66) to leave right now. she came. She was nice enough, but rookie mistake on my part. Im drunk and she just left her house. She didnt really want to kiss, only gave CBJ, then wanted a tip for a taxi home. She also, took 8 bag of 2CB out, laid them on my table like it was Mary K,  asking if I wanted to support her business. Hilarious.

Quick observations:Stay away from the street hoes, either trans or have some type of issue preventing them from entering one of the known establishments.Don't ask these chicas how much. Youve already lost the negotiation. Costa Rica has always been on the high end, but 30k-40 for ST used to be good 9/10. even a basic 5 is aksing 100-200 out the gate for ST. Day 1 negotiations have been good at 40k for me. Tonight, I'll see if I can get that to a consistent 35K.Taromina is around the clock action. I'm not a fan of staying in brothels, but I'm very tempted to get a room here. Sportsman is a good change of pace spot. slower cheers like bar that closes at 12. When I stayed at Holiday Inn a few years back they were anti- guest, yesterday and this morning they didnt seem to care (within reason)

Quick Jot down from the beach. More to come…

so how was karina?

[TravelYoda]

Karina was tops. Did all the things, eager to please. Has a salon and car so she’s says hoe-ing is for the extras. She picked  me up at 8 this morning to go to the beach. Had beer and food ready didn’t even ask for gas money.

I find Service in CR is similar to Brazil in that’s in that they’re deep frenching, bbbj is customary, and they don’t watch a clock so if you have the energy for a few more pops, they’re there to please. If the chick is 21- 25 she’s gonna do as little as possible; universally.

[WT3]

Interesting as I've only been to Jaco. One thing I thought Holiday Inn charged at guest fee.

[Al NYC]

Holiday Inn in San Jose Costa Rica is chica friendly??? Without a joiner fee???

[TravelYoda]

Holiday Inn in San Jose Costa Rica is chica friendly??? Without a joiner fee???

I had a chick a day in there and nobody said a word. I also Didnt check them in tho. We entered and bee-lined to the elevator.