Nairobi Kenya Trip

[murano2010]

Well well well, I actually have more of a mongering type report.   My wing and I went to Brew Bistro just before 12 midnight ( Friday ). 

We get upstairs and the place is packed.  It almost was a shock because there were so many people there, than from my previous visits.  Chicks all over the place.  You can start walking through the crowd.  End up standing still near a table, and see what happens.

We walked to the other side of the bar.  If vetting these chicks wasnt necessary one could just snatch up a sexy chick within seconds and bounce.   I wasnt really focused on taking anybody out of there.  I just didnt want to waste a Friday night, not doing any kind of nightlife while I was here.

Two chicks at the bar was eyeballing us the minute we were near them at the bar.   We ordered drinks, and one of the girls let me rest my coat on the bar stool.   Both were friendly.  But I wasnt ready to immediately become engaged in conversation, without at least checking out the talent in the place. 

Long story short.  I got a seat at the bar, and the girl that let me rest my coat, scooted over and introduced herself.  After enough chat I took her back to my spot.  Her telling me that she has a job, that prevented me from asking her about any arrangement. 

We got back to my spot, and after a few minutes she straddled me on the couch, and grinded on me until I moved it to the bedroom.  I'd say she was a 7, with a 7 body.   she had on a navy jumpsuit that matched her dark skin.  It was her lips and ass that got most of my attention.

I didnt f--k her, because I knew I would go limp with a condom on.  That happens to me if Im not really lusting for a chick.  But we both did enough oral to make up for no penetration.  My mind and interest is focused on the chick I met from the restaurant.

Our vibe and attraction to each other is growing.  I kinda felt as if I was cheating on her with this club girl. 

Since we never discussed any financial arrangements last night, in the morning I started to wonder if I had trouble in store for me.  I didnt give a shit last night, but in the morning I was about to find out what the deal is.

As it turned out, I asked her while she was getting dressed if I can buy her lunch and pay for her taxi?  She says ok.   Were chatting a little bit.  And like last night she sounds like a tour guide, slash history buff regarding Kenya, people and culture.

With this, Im still wondering if she is a freelancer, or just a regular chick who likes to party and f--k.   I asked her what tribe shes connected to?  She says Kikuyu.  I should have asked her that while we were up in the club.  Ironically, she paid her drink tab before we left together.  I was halfway expecting her to ask me to pay her drink tab.  But she didnt.   

I sent her 4000 ksh to her M Pesa.  Which is $26.   I thought that would be enough for lunch and a taxi.  Once she put her jacket on, she comes to me,  looks me in the eye and asks....."can you give me 1000 more than what you gave me?"   At that point I gave her a taste of USA, old school, older man logic.   

I told her that if she was looking for a certain amount for me to give her in the morning, she should have made that clear last night.   Not spring it on me now, after I already volunteered to pay for lunch and a taxi ( really I was paying for her to leave without drama or bad vibes ).   

She took what I said and backed off pretty quickly.  I kinda think she didnt want to appear as if she was just like the rest of them hoes up in the club.  Especially since she claimed to be a successful business woman.  That was something to do, but I have no interest in pursuing her for another session.   Her asking for more money, killed any further interest.  Which was already low.   

Overall that situation turned out to be ok for a spontaneous hookup.   I got a little problem.  I like the chick that spent the 3 days with me.  She asked to come back.  Im liking the new restaurant girl a lot.  She has more potential to be a future pretend GF.   

So now I have to figure out how to let the over stay girl come for 2 days, and still communicate with the restaurant lady.   Im thinking of planning a fake 2 day trip to Mombasa to tell the restaurant girl.   Problem is, she will still be expecting me to talk on the phone even though Im supposedly in Mombasa.

[murano2010]

To guys on the fence about going look at what Murano is saying for 180 bucks he had a girl for 3 days.  Meanwhile in the Su 180 is barely enough for ST for most newbs.

That chick that stayed with me for 3 days, kept me physically motivated to f--k more than my usual one and done within 24 hrs.  She earned her keep.    If there is anything she can do this trip that I'd like, it's her toning down her affectionate display.  It can be a bit much at times.   Including sleeping too close in bed.  LOL

[murano2010]

"Restaurant girl"  Potential future pretend GF.     

[murano2010]

Nasha from my last trip, and 1st piece of juice this trip.  Heavily made up, with filters.  But the shape/body is real

[Travelguy90]

You didnt severely overpay. I dont know prices anymore and everything went up.

Yes Brew bistro is were you can definitely raise the bar and pop bottles with the local elite
Get a stuck up kikuyu "slay queen" and youll think youte at the casino on super bowl weekend.

The havana bar across the street and Black Diamond is much cheaper.

But the impact you have and the care you recieve is best from a small town girl.

That being said aviod chicks from the village as much as possible shell likely need money for the whole family and wont know how to handle even 50 bucks

As a said the poverty is on another level.

But youre a vet and youve been there before. This advice for guys planning a trip.
I think @Travel Guy 90 might prefer it over Ghans

I’m actually planning a trip to east Africa but can’t pin down the exact country and city. I’m thinking Tanzania might be more pricey than Kenya/Uganda/Rwanda but I’m favoring Nairobi or Mombasa. Thinking of 2-5 weeks, maybe I’ll just do 3.5 so I can visit 2 countries, 3-4 cities.

[murano2010]

Went to Java House in the mall, and who do I see alone sitting in the corner?   The same chick from Brew Bistro that spent last night with me.  Still in the same clothes she was wearing when she left my spot. 

I spotted her but didnt do anything.  A few minutes go by and she is calling me at my table, telling me that she sees me.   I got up to check on some dessert to take home, went over to her table to briefly speak to her.

She had no food or drink in front of her.  She was there for a while, maybe waiting for somebody.  Going to her table was a mistake.  Chick had the nerve to ask me to buy her some lunch.   I specifically gave her money earlier this morning for lunch and a taxi.  And you gonna fix your mouth to ask me to buy you lunch? 

I looked at her and just said for her to enjoy her day

[Bat Man]

Well well well, I actually have more of a mongering type report.   My wing and I went to Brew Bistro just before 12 midnight ( Friday ). 

We get upstairs and the place is packed.  It almost was a shock because there were so many people there, than from my previous visits.  Chicks all over the place.  You can start walking through the crowd.  End up standing still near a table, and see what happens.

We walked to the other side of the bar.  If vetting these chicks wasnt necessary one could just snatch up a sexy chick within seconds and bounce.   I wasnt really focused on taking anybody out of there.  I just didnt want to waste a Friday night, not doing any kind of nightlife while I was here.

Two chicks at the bar was eyeballing us the minute we were near them at the bar.   We ordered drinks, and one of the girls let me rest my coat on the bar stool.   Both were friendly.  But I wasnt ready to immediately become engaged in conversation, without at least checking out the talent in the place. 

Long story short.  I got a seat at the bar, and the girl that let me rest my coat, scooted over and introduced herself.  After enough chat I took her back to my spot.  Her telling me that she has a job, that prevented me from asking her about any arrangement. 

We got back to my spot, and after a few minutes she straddled me on the couch, and grinded on me until I moved it to the bedroom.  I'd say she was a 7, with a 7 body.   she had on a navy jumpsuit that matched her dark skin.  It was her lips and ass that got most of my attention.

I didnt f--k her, because I knew I would go limp with a condom on.  That happens to me if Im not really lusting for a chick.  But we both did enough oral to make up for no penetration.  My mind and interest is focused on the chick I met from the restaurant.

Our vibe and attraction to each other is growing.  I kinda felt as if I was cheating on her with this club girl. 

Since we never discussed any financial arrangements last night, in the morning I started to wonder if I had trouble in store for me.  I didnt give a shit last night, but in the morning I was about to find out what the deal is.

As it turned out, I asked her while she was getting dressed if I can buy her lunch and pay for her taxi?  She says ok.   Were chatting a little bit.  And like last night she sounds like a tour guide, slash history buff regarding Kenya, people and culture.

With this, Im still wondering if she is a freelancer, or just a regular chick who likes to party and f--k.   I asked her what tribe shes connected to?  She says Kikuyu.  I should have asked her that while we were up in the club.  Ironically, she paid her drink tab before we left together.  I was halfway expecting her to ask me to pay her drink tab.  But she didnt.   

I sent her 4000 ksh to her M Pesa.  Which is $26.   I thought that would be enough for lunch and a taxi.  Once she put her jacket on, she comes to me,  looks me in the eye and asks....."can you give me 1000 more than what you gave me?"   At that point I gave her a taste of USA, old school, older man logic.   

I told her that if she was looking for a certain amount for me to give her in the morning, she should have made that clear last night.   Not spring it on me now, after I already volunteered to pay for lunch and a taxi ( really I was paying for her to leave without drama or bad vibes ).   

She took what I said and backed off pretty quickly.  I kinda think she didnt want to appear as if she was just like the rest of them hoes up in the club.  Especially since she claimed to be a successful business woman.  That was something to do, but I have no interest in pursuing her for another session.   Her asking for more money, killed any further interest.  Which was already low.   

Overall that situation turned out to be ok for a spontaneous hookup.   I got a little problem.  I like the chick that spent the 3 days with me.  She asked to come back.  Im liking the new restaurant girl a lot.  She has more potential to be a future pretend GF.   

So now I have to figure out how to let the over stay girl come for 2 days, and still communicate with the restaurant lady.   Im thinking of planning a fake 2 day trip to Mombasa to tell the restaurant girl.   Problem is, she will still be expecting me to talk on the phone even though Im supposedly in Mombasa.

Enjoy Kenya, So far there's no Dubs there to make women completely masculine. She was a club girl and kinda new so she didn't think to stick you with the tab or threaten to call the cops or break shit in your room.

Frankly even with Kikuyu women other than kinda being annoying with the begging a simple "No" is sufficient.

You're finding out why I love Kenya.

Once you're there you can tell which Tribe is which by looking at them generally speaking Kikuyu's tend to be lighter and thinner than Luos. Luos tend to look more stereotypically West African and Kikuyu's look more east African, But my Kikuyu Girfriend was darkerskinned but she was thin.

[Bat Man]

Nasha from my last trip, and 1st piece of juice this trip.  Heavily made up, with filters.  But the shape/body is real

The 3 day lay and the Restuarant girl are Kikuyu's  actually the 3 day lay chick defenitely looks stereotypically Kikuyu the Restauante girl could be a mix of Kikuyu and something else.

The Mombasa girl defenitely looks stereotypically Mombasa they have the stereotype of Big booty Somali and Somali mixed girls.

I could be wrong but ask them and see if I'm right.

[Bat Man]

You didnt severely overpay. I dont know prices anymore and everything went up.

Yes Brew bistro is were you can definitely raise the bar and pop bottles with the local elite
Get a stuck up kikuyu "slay queen" and youll think youte at the casino on super bowl weekend.

The havana bar across the street and Black Diamond is much cheaper.

But the impact you have and the care you recieve is best from a small town girl.

That being said aviod chicks from the village as much as possible shell likely need money for the whole family and wont know how to handle even 50 bucks

As a said the poverty is on another level.

But youre a vet and youve been there before. This advice for guys planning a trip.
I think @Travel Guy 90 might prefer it over Ghans

I’m actually planning a trip to east Africa but can’t pin down the exact country and city. I’m thinking Tanzania might be more pricey than Kenya/Uganda/Rwanda but I’m favoring Nairobi or Mombasa. Thinking of 2-5 weeks, maybe I’ll just do 3.5 so I can visit 2 countries, 3-4 cities.

It depends on what you're looking for. If you want big booties on the level of or exceeding West Africa then I'd say Uganda Kampala/ Entebbe and Nairobi.

If you really want beach and want a more Sosua style vibe then Mombasa and Nairobi. Make sure your Mombasa spot has a backup generator!!! Mombasa is Cartagena Hot but less to do at night when it cools off.

If you want to hit the clubs there's some in Mombasa but the best clubs are in Nairobi not matter what you do, Do yourself a favor and Go to Nairobi.

I'd advise against a first trip less than 3 months going to Tanzania.  You'd need way more Swahili. Go outside the Tourist Zones and English speakers are few and far between. There's a Beach in Dar but again the town is way more conservative you can have Fun on Coco beach but other than Elements and some other night clubs you wont be able to pull as easy as you would in Nairobi, Mombasa and Kampala and Entebbe.

You can and should consider getting an East African Visa if visiting more than one country ( actually TZ doesn't really honor East African Visas but Visas are easy to get.

That being said less than a month I wouldn't even suggest doing two countries. Africa is huge better to spend the time learning one city than running to several cities and countries.

To keep in a  bean I'd do either Mombasa and Nairobi and be done with it for a three weeker.

Mombasa is more compact with some Touristy stuff to do the weather is hot and Humid year round. Food can be slightly better but way less non African options.

If you're a Ghana vet Kenya and even Uganda is way more developed than Ghana.

If you do Mombasa stay in Nyali everything you need and want is one one super long street. It's like a long ass  PC except hoes won't grab your junk or be pushy.  You won't be super harassed on the beach either way more beach activities than Sosua beach but also more seaweed and more underwater rocks. Tudor Creek is actually better for real swimming than Diani Beach ( that's the beach you want)

I'd personally pick Nairobi for a first trip It's much more cooler the weather is akin to Medellin i.e warm not hot days and cool nights. You don't even need even a fan in Nairobi technically.  If you go to Mombasa you can easily catch a train to Nairobi You might see some elephants as it passes a National park.

If you choose Nairobi I'd stay in the Westlands as near to Woodvale Grove ( the Nairobi PC) as you can.

If you're budget mongering hot up Sabina Joy brothel ( you can actually stay there in your room if you want).  Liddoes, and Applebee's  strip clubs on Accra Road. even though I told you were it is good luck finding it even with an expierenced cab driver.  But. if you're experienced with African market districts you can find it. There's plenty of clubs and African places to eat in the Central business district and almost any girl you meet even ones with jobs are available. The CBD is sorta like a chaotic market district version of  Sosua.

Any other questions ask away.

[Bat Man]

Went to Java House in the mall, and who do I see alone sitting in the corner?   The same chick from Brew Bistro that spent last night with me.  Still in the same clothes she was wearing when she left my spot. 

I spotted her but didnt do anything.  A few minutes go by and she is calling me at my table, telling me that she sees me.   I got up to check on some dessert to take home, went over to her table to briefly speak to her.

She had no food or drink in front of her.  She was there for a while, maybe waiting for somebody.  Going to her table was a mistake.  Chick had the nerve to ask me to buy her some lunch.   I specifically gave her money earlier this morning for lunch and a taxi.  And you gonna fix your mouth to ask me to buy you lunch? 

I looked at her and just said for her to enjoy her day

Standard Kikuyu behavior again anyone with a smidge of backbone can avoid it. Chicks like her post up where Mzungus are likely to be and see if they can find a soft sucker.

Again Love Java House when I was there I went damn near daily way better than Starbucks to me.

[murano2010]

My wing was going through his own Kikuyu bullshit from the chick we met at the food court in the mall.  Friday afternoon they were to meet up again at the mall.

This time, he decided he was going to wait until she was at the mall before committing to leaving to go there himself.   Apparently another thing thats typical with some of these chicks.

They will agree to meet you somewhere at a certain time.  But they wont be there when you get there.  Once they know that you are there, then they leave from where they are, for the meet.   The whole time they are not telling you exactly where they are.

That happened to me in Mombasa.  Me and Beverly agreed to meet at the restaurant in Bamburi at a certain time.  What she did, was wait until I got to the restaurant.  And then she committed to coming to the meet.  I found out that she never left where she was, until after she knew I was at the restaurant.   

I also recall the Nyali incident.  The Tinder chick at the Java House in Nyali who had a 2pm date.  The dude she was supposed to meet got there before 2pm.  She shows up way after 2pm.  Thats when I saw her going into the Java House.   The guy had left apparently.    I stopped at her table while she was eating some fries.  Apparently she missed out on a good meal from her date.

She told me that she was late.  She said she never told the guy she was going to be late.  Nor did she contact him to advise or update him.  This is whats f--ked up about their logic.   According to her, the guy should have waited.  He was being impatient.  She also claimed to me, that she is a Kenyan woman, and that being late is to be expected.  Telling me how much effort she put into getting prepared for the date/meeting.

I took her number, and exchanged a few texts with her.  But I never committed to anything.  Because I already had an idea of the bullshit I would have to deal with.  She would do the same crap to me.  Like if I arranged for her to come directly to my spot at a certain time.   

Back to my wingman and the food court chick.  This chick had no intention of f--king my wingman.  Oh, she will come dolled up, hair and nails done, and pretend to be down for whatever.  But her whole angle and goal is to see what she can get out of him.  She dropped hints to him before about her phone needing to get fixed.

And now at the mall, at this meet, she brought it up again.  My wingman wanted to bring her back to his spot.  But the chick claimed that it was too soon for her to do that.  Shes looking for something meaningful.

The date/meet ended.  Next couple of days they are texting back and forth and the chick finally moves from hints to straight up asking him if he will send her 3000ksh to help her fix her phone.   

He tells her, it's funny that you claim to be shy about coming back to my spot, and you need to be in a relationship.  Plus, you avoid a simple kiss when we were parting company. etc.  But you arent shy about asking me for money.  Offering nothing in return. 

Chick flips the script and claims, the reason she did not go to his place on Friday, is because she was on her period.  And the reason she didnt kiss him was some other bullshit excuse that didnt make any sense.  He asked her, if you supposedly were on your period and that is why you didnt come, why didnt she just say that?  According to him, all he got was more deflective bullshit. 

I saved myself from similar bullshit after her friend asked me for cash and tried to get me to give her money to supposedly get her nails done.  And that was the 2nd time we saw each other at the mall.

She kept trying to reach me for 3 days straight.  When I didnt answer her calls and texts, she started using unknown numbers.  And tried to get information from her GF ( through my wingman ) on why I wasnt answering her calls/texts.   Eventually I blocked her because she wouldnt stop.  I havent had a chick that aggressive in pursuing me for my wallet in a long time.   

I actually believe that chick would have come to f--k if I invited her.  But I also believe that she would have given me major problems if she wasnt getting her way.  And worse problems, if I had to get rid of her.   And she didnt look like anything a guy should be dealing with, and going through all of that drama for.   

[Bat Man]

Again GeneraL information only the elite of Kenya goes to upscale Malls especially Westgate Mall or my personal fovoriate Two Rivers Mall. Side note you got to check out Two Rivers Mall it's the best Mall I've been to in Life and I've been to Dubai malls. People come from all over east Afica to shop there but again I;m talking about Rich Africans.

It's sorta like an expat paying 100 dollars or more from a chick in the casino during super bowl weekend you just don't do it.

Youre in Westlands I used to call it whitelands Again you're in Africa so the vast majority are Black but that's generally where the white people stay. I love the gym in the Village Mall ( and that Butcher shop was the ONLY Place I bought fresh meat) but it's hella expensive and even a Rich Kenyan knows that everything on the east side is way cheaper.

I said Malls where the worst place to hunt and I meant it, any regular Kenyan likely would shop even if they wanted high end at Garden City Mall Maybe but they'd probably go to I forget the name of the Market but it starts with a G market and haggle.

If you asked any chick that works at any Java house on the Westside I promise you whereever it is it will be on the east side and if you tried to go there the traffic you be insane. They did build a huge Toll road and that might help but I remember eating at a restaurant with a buddy overlooking Mombassa Road (which goes to Tanzania not Mombassa) and it was 7 occlock and traffic was at a  complete standstill. It was the worst traffic I seen in my life it's way worse than Santp Domingo Traffic.

I actually stayed in a Upscele neighborhood on the east side and I used to dread going to Village Market to buy their imported Meat and even before traffic it would take 90 minutes each way. To a bitch living in the hood like Obama, Umoja, Buru Buru or some place like that she feels the same thing low ket trapped by the traffic and has to take at least three Matatus ( buses) or she'll be arguing with an Uber driver on why she has to pay Ten or fifteen dollars for a no more than 7 buck ride because they were sitting in Traffic for hours, And since the Uber driver knows this good luck in getting one to take you from Westgate Mall to say Eastleigh.

Again this is just information @Murano is or will be a Vet after this but this is the reason I never hunted in  Malls on the Westside.  Put it this way Wode Maya is probably the biggest African Youtuber homie got over a million subs he's a legit dollar millionaire (meaning he's a Millionaire with USD). I saw his wife Trudy going to Garden Mall and I wanted to cuss her out for making a video about Nairobi for 20 dollars and reccomending a Hambuger joint in the Village Market where I got super sick ( the only time this happened in Africa)

But the point is her rich ass was in Garden City Mall not Two Rivers Mall. I would assume any Kenyan chick unless she was elite and lived in the Area would not be shopping at West gate. Basically it's like hollering at a Brew Bistro Kikuyu Slay Queen youre gonna get the most pretentious chicks in Africa. Go to any Club or Bar in CBD and you'll find I nice complaint girl that will be where she says she is because she's not entitled and happy to get what you give her.

[murano2010]

Brew Bistro chick has gone into extort mode.   Come Sunday afternoon I get a text from her :

"I have cried whole time today and decided to txt u this...Any time u ever pick a woman and u see them selling themselves never underpay them...it is a quick cause to suicide...you do not know what has pushed them to prostitution...some are very decent but life has pushed them to prostitution...yet you get to refuse with their money..its so painful and that is why prostitute gets bitter and end up stealing and killing men...if one was genuine...never underpay or refuse with their money"


Now remember, I saw her Saturday afternoon at the Java House in the same clothes she was wearing when she left my place about 9am, sitting there alone not eating or drinking.  Looking rather strange.   She asked me then, to buy her lunch.   I left her sitting there and went back to my table. 

Late Sunday night and Monday in the wee hours, I get several texts from her.

"It has pained me s lot..4k?"

"U said u would top up...I would've undress for lunch..have more disturbing issues that made me go with u"

"Just send me my balance"

"Just know I'm coming for that balance and u have to pay more for people I will come with"

[murano2010]

Brew Bistro chick sent more texts telling me that she was coming to get her money.   There was also her hinting that she will be looking for me when I am not at my building. 

I talked to my security and told them the whole story, and showed them her messages. 

Security tells me that this sort of thing is quite common in that bldg with chicks that come there.   And he explained to me exactly what they try to do.  Which is to try to put fear in the guy, hoping that he will just cave in and send the money. 

He said dont send her any money.  Because if you do, you are acknowledging that you owed her money.  And she can still say you havent paid her the full amount yet.   He said just block her, and dont answer any messages or calls that show up that you are not familiar with.  Just block those too.   They will handle her if she comes to the building.   

[murano2010]

Chick found out that she has been blocked.  Sent a Whatsapp message from a different phone, telling me that she made some sort of statement to some entity.  And that I am going to be expected to come to Parklands area.  Maybe thats supposed to be a police station,  IDK.   I blocked that number too.    To be continued......