5/25/23-6/4/23

[Simptard]

5/25/23:

Ok. I will be updating this thread periodically during my ten day stay. I’ve been up over 36 hours, due to some crappy work schedules up against my flight times. I arrived at the airport too late to check a bag, and only 6 hours to checkin. So, I toughed it out in the terminal with the homeless crazies. Some guy made a few idle threats about wanting me to clean his house and then he spit on the floor. All I kept thinking, is I’m going to have to bash this guys skull in and miss my flight. But, he kept his lunacy moving.

I arrived at New Garden a couple of hours ago. It was very busy at check-in and they gave me the wrong room. By the time I unpacked and thought to check my itinerary, I’d already showered and chica-proofed the room. It should have been obvious, as they put me in a room on the silver side. However, I’m too punch drunk to think straight. They begrudgingly moved me, and I was sweating bullets running from one side to the other.

I am trying to work up the strength to at least go out and get a massage and handy or BJ. I think that’s about the extent I will be able to muster tonight. This is a young man’s game.  Hopefully I will have something more interesting to report in the days ahead. Sorry if the initial post is anti-climactic, but we have to start somewhere.

[stinqu]

It can only get better!

[horse4296]

Hey Simptard, a play by play would be interesting while you are there on the ground rather than a post-game update.

[PoonTangClan]

5/25/23:

Ok. I will be updating this thread periodically during my ten day stay. I’ve been up over 36 hours, due to some crappy work schedules up against my flight times. I arrived at the airport too late to check a bag, and only 6 hours to checkin. So, I toughed it out in the terminal with the homeless crazies. Some guy made a few idle threats about wanting me to clean his house and then he spit on the floor. All I kept thinking, is I’m going to have to bash this guys skull in and miss my flight. But, he kept his lunacy moving.

I arrived at New Garden a couple of hours ago. It was very busy at check-in and they gave me the wrong room. By the time I unpacked and thought to check my itinerary, I’d already showered and chica-proofed the room. It should have been obvious, as they put me in a room on the silver side. However, I’m too punch drunk to think straight. They begrudgingly moved me, and I was sweating bullets running from one side to the other.

I am trying to work up the strength to at least go out and get a massage and handy or BJ. I think that’s about the extent I will be able to muster tonight. This is a young man’s game.  Hopefully I will have something more interesting to report in the days ahead. Sorry if the initial post is anti-climactic, but we have to start somewhere.

Bro, take it slow. Lol. You’re there for 10 days, there’s no need to rush. Rest up and get busy when you’re feeling refreshed. The chicas ain’t going nowhere.

[GringoSlim]

Just booked a trip for September. I haven't been in a couple of years. Would love to hear what rates you are being quoted vs what they will take.

[Simptard]

Just booked a trip for September. I haven't been in a couple of years. Would love to hear what rates you are being quoted vs what they will take.

I’m throwing out 2500/3000 DOP no problem. However, I like the skinny Hatian types. So, your mileage may vary.

[Simptard]

I tried to take a nap, but that didn’t work out. So, I ran down to get a massage right down the road from New Garden on the right hand side walking toward Playa Alicia. Luz was my therapist. She’s down for massage 1000 per hour, which is a really good, strong massage. It knocked the kinks out of my legs an and ass from the air travel over the last couple of days. An extra 1000 DOP gets a happy ending. 1500 is covered oral. She’ll only discuss in the room. She pulled out a beautiful pair for 500 extra, but the handy was lack luster. With that said, I might actually repeat, the strong massage was great!

[Simptard]

I retreated to the New Garden around midnight to get some rest. However, as I was heading back, I spoke to a tight, and very fit woman at the corner of DR Rosen and PC. She was objectively hot. That’s where the good news ends.

She had a cock and said she wanted to f--k me. Jesus H Christ on a candle stick, literally, she looked and sounded like an actual girl. Buyer beware, you might not find out until you have him in the room. I’ve been all over the world and can always tell a tranny, but this one was completely undetectable.

[uth]

I retreated to the New Garden around midnight to get some rest. However, as I was heading back, I spoke to a tight, and very fit woman at the corner of DR Rosen and PC. She was objectively hot. That’s where the good news ends.

She had a cock and said she wanted to f--k me. Jesus H Christ on a candle stick, literally, she looked and sounded like an actual girl. Buyer beware, you might not find out until you have him in the room. I’ve been all over the world and can always tell a tranny, but this one was completely undetectable.

Maybe the person was yanking your chain. She might have took your offer of 2500 pesos as an insult. As Mr Brown would say, check her throat.

[uth]

Just booked a trip for September. I haven't been in a couple of years. Would love to hear what rates you are being quoted vs what they will take.

I have not been to Sosua in years. I go to Santo Domingo. If you got more than weekend trip, it's best to go there. You can get regular girls (dates), semi-pros and pros if you want. When in Santo Domingo I for the most part gi for the regular girls and semi-pros. Cheaper in the long run and much more rewarding.

[Simptard]

I retreated to the New Garden around midnight to get some rest. However, as I was heading back, I spoke to a tight, and very fit woman at the corner of DR Rosen and PC. She was objectively hot. That’s where the good news ends.

She had a cock and said she wanted to f--k me. Jesus H Christ on a candle stick, literally, she looked and sounded like an actual girl. Buyer beware, you might not find out until you have him in the room. I’ve been all over the world and can always tell a tranny, but this one was completely undetectable.

Maybe the person was yanking your chain. She might have took your offer of 2500 pesos as an insult. As Mr Brown would say, check her throat.

No. She/He was not insulted. Of that I am sure. They put my hand on his/her tucked appendage, while giving me the baby, baby take me pleas. I guess she thought I might be gay, but closeted?

In the end, I really don’t care what two consenting adults do with a curling iron, a horse and a midget clown, in the confines of their abode. However, I’d rather not get duped. To his/her credit they let me know early enough in negotiations, but others may not. My point was you could not tell with this one, and if you’re drunk enough, or it’s loud enough, you might not get the verbal message.

[tugboaboat5393]

I retreated to the New Garden around midnight to get some rest. However, as I was heading back, I spoke to a tight, and very fit woman at the corner of DR Rosen and PC. She was objectively hot. That’s where the good news ends.

She had a cock and said she wanted to f--k me. Jesus H Christ on a candle stick, literally, she looked and sounded like an actual girl. Buyer beware, you might not find out until you have him in the room. I’ve been all over the world and can always tell a tranny, but this one was completely undetectable.

Yah you gotta be carfule of tannys, there out there, as far as getting to sosua, unless your flight originates from my Miami or the rare direct flight fom New your Air Travel can be a pain in the Balls !

[tugboaboat5393]

The funny thing about the the tranny you know they have a following,,haha,, German mongers may dabble in that Activity who knows get a tranny and 2 chicas and have one sick orgy,,, just jokeing  !!!!

[WT3]

So far in this trip report we got a lack luster hand job and a damn tranny Sosua not sounding to hot.

[Simptard]

So far in this trip report we got a lack luster hand job and a damn tranny Sosua not sounding to hot.

Wait, it gets worse 😂. At least you know for sure, I’m not embellishing.

5/26/23: I grabbed an air BnB as a second spot. It’s just down the street from Flip-Flop. It has a balcony overlooking the road to the beach. I checked in and was standing out on the balcony and saw Merina, tall tight butt, dark skin, pert b-cups and a short hairdo with blonde highlights. She smiled and I pointed down to the door. I came down and we negotiated a quick BJ, my offer of 1500 vs her 3000, settling on 2000 DOP.

She wasn’t sketchy back in the room. Good technique, but poor stamina. She did kiss passionately, and slid her body very well, but her jaw wasn't the strongest. I’m not big, so I think she was sore from a big one the night before. The only reason I think she wasn’t being lazy was, she offered sex instead. Win-Win, kinda’. However, I was really looking forward to a laid back BJ, instead of sawing away and working up a sweat.

I got a jaegerschnitzel at Schlemmers Stube (Gourmet Room in English) while it rained. It’s f--king wonderful to find it here in Sosua, and almost as good as Germany. I then ambled down to the Finish Line Bar and met the owner, Mike. He, is good people, as most Canadians are. I then proceeded to spill not one, but two drinks on the bar. He retorted that that had never happened there and let out a comforting laugh. I took it as a sign to take my leave and take a nap.