How do you say that in Spanish?

[HitandRun]

palomo = a chump ...somebody that don't dare with a girl.......or is soft or even gay

Yep = chump, idiot, fool, loser, it falls in those categories. paloma en lata = you are a super real chump, super real loser.

[Helicopter]

Could you say it this way:

Me gusteria un masaje seguido de una mamada y una paja.

I would like a massage followed by a blowjob and a handjod.

Is that good Spanish or not?

[ccontraction]

Could you say it this way:

Me gusteria un masaje seguido de una mamada y una paja.

I would like a massage followed by a blowjob and a handjod.

Is that good Spanish or not?

Me gustaria un masaje seguido de una mamada y una paja. (I would like a massage followed by a blowjob and handjob)

Perfect, short and sweet, there are many ways to say it but with correct spanish....It can be said vulgar or a softer with respect way.

More natural use:
despues de = after
not seguido de = (followed by)

[ccontraction]

mama guava!   no me palomo!

It is mama guevo which is dick sucker (no you would not say this, it is calling someone a dick sucker)...Understand if you say a spanish word wrong, it either gives it a different meaning or you get a look like "what the hell are you saying."...Some gent one time was looked at strange, real strange, because he said he knew spanish...Well he said in front of people with confidence, "tengo hombre" instead of "tengo hambre."...He was attempting to say "I am hungry" tengo hambre, instead he said "I have man" tengo hombre...So truly know what you are doing with this language.

[sosuasosua]

 baby  possible massage con chupa para mi

[unodos]

@torso, yea seeing @ccon say mama guavo, reminded me when I first heard it said in the DR... some dude said mama guavo, no me palomo.

i learned 3 things things that day.. the verb mamar, guavo and palomo... haha..  but he didn't say "no SOY palomo", if i recall correclty, he said "no me palomo!"  maybe a dominican thing like "como tu ta"

[Al NYC]

Hi there.

I post this in the Massage section as it relates to massage.

How do I say this in Spanish?:

1) "I would like a massage with handjob and blowjob"

Any Spanish speakers out there that can help?

Just do the clenched fist up and down for the handjob and do it in front of your mouth for the blowjob.

[unodos]

haha.. yea keep it simply... just make deep eye contact and start rubbing your dick.

[PapiViejo-Dark Lord]

Yo quiero...I want
     Yo gustaria...I would like
     Se puedes...Can you

Use your hands to describe what you want...If she says "Si!" You in business!!

[lazy_monger]

Un masaje con final feliz. Un masaje con una chupada (una mamada)

[Al NYC]

Yo quiero...I want
     Yo gustaria...I would like
     Se puedes...Can you

Use your hands to describe what you want...If she says "Si!" You in business!!

This is the type of chicas that is waiting for you right now at Ahnvee resort. Yeah it’s lit and poppin alright.

[PapiViejo-Dark Lord]

So ANNNYYYWWAAAAAYYYS....Let's continue the upswing of 2021 and pick up a few more spanish phrases we can use!!!

You make me happy. Me haces feliz
Gracias amor.  Thanks love.
Por favor.  Please
te aparece sexy.  You look sexy
Di me que.  Tell me that
Sobre ti.   About you
Ven. Come on
Abrasame.  Hug me
Da me mas. Give me more

Add you things discussed
Boca    Mouth
labios   Lips
Toto Pussy
Guebo   Dick
Culo   Ass
Manos   Hands

[PapiViejo-Dark Lord]

...and the ever popular:  Dame una boca masaje...sin condon!!