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Germaniachantuer

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Hoe Commandments
« on: July 04, 2021, 11:24:20 PM »
It's the best feeling when you start liking these girls. Because money can't buy that. But one shouldn't lose track of reality. The object of everyone once you set foot in Sosua is to separate you from your money. I noticed a post from Bangkok Bob's website, and these are spot on in Sosua, Boca Chica, and Columbia

This is the code that that these girls follow.

The Bar Girl's 10 Commandments (from Bangkok Bob's website)

1. At the end of the week, specifically Friday and Saturday, many locally employed walking ATM machines will come to your bar, choose carefully! Some have money, but others do not! If he is wearing a suit and tie, check that the tie is not a Pratunam special and check that he isn't wearing trainers.
If he is, forget him because he is most likely an English teacher, and they will only give you peanuts, if they give you anything at all.

2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how drunk he is, make sure you always tell him he is handsome. Sit close to him and run your hands over his body, arousing him.
As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that you despise him, he'll still pay you. The hard part is getting him to pay the bar, and as soon as he has done that, the rest is easy.

3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys. If you can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too.
These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to send you some of their riches. Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell him that your mother is ill. As a last resort, if he still doesn't send any money, tell him you are pregnant and the baby is his!

4. Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way!

5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you shopping, with Rarn Tong (gold shop) being the best place to visit. Make sure he buys you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4!
As soon as he has left Thailand, take the gold back to the shop and sell it straight back to them, thus increasing your pay out.

6. When locally based farangs are inside the bars, do not speak in Thai with your friends in the bar but rather use Lao, Khmer or any other dialects that you may know.
It's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read Thai, but Lao and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects.

7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover Baht as he leaves and says goodbye.
While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his family and friends in his homeland, this will leave more money for you.

8. See Asian customers. They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat. Therefore, they pay a lot better than the farangs.

9. Remember, when you go with a farang, you must always ask for taxi money and give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see the small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4.

10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice.

PoonTangClan

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Re: Hoe Commandments
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2021, 12:13:01 AM »
Spot on rules that also apply in Sosua and Colombia? Ehhh, naaa.

Rule #1. Maybe. The flashier you are, the more the chica is gonna try and charge you.

Rule #2. Naa. Not at all. If you look a mess, Colombian and Dominican women are going to flat out turn you down, or price quote you a rate so ridiculous that you’ll walk away.

Rule #3. Yes. Women in Colombia and DR will hit you with a sob story on WhatsApp trying to get that Western Union.

Rule #4. Naa. Colombian and Dominican women ain’t crying over no mongers. There’s always a simp that will step in and take a client’s place. Smh. 😆

Rule #5. Naa. Most mongers (even simps) aren’t taking time out of their vacation to take any chicas shopping. The simps will send money though. Smh.

Rule #6. This rule doesn’t really apply. Spanish isn’t a secret language.

Rule #7. Colombian and Dominican chicas are not seeing anyone off to the airport, unless you plan on paying for their taxi or moto fare, lol. If you’re really wifed up with a chica who drives, she might do it. As for everyone else? Highly unlikely.

Rule #8. This rule is inapplicable.

Rule #9. This rule is also inapplicable.

Rule #10. Dominican and Colombian chicas move around, but there isn’t a systemic aged-based method to it.

The rules you posted for the Bangkok scene are interesting, but it’s not a one size fits all approach that can be broadly applied to other countries and areas.

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Re: Hoe Commandments
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2021, 01:41:07 AM »
It's the best feeling when you start liking these girls. Because money can't buy that. But one shouldn't lose track of reality. The object of everyone once you set foot in Sosua is to separate you from your money. I noticed a post from Bangkok Bob's website, and these are spot on in Sosua, Boca Chica, and Columbia

This is the code that that these girls follow.

The Bar Girl's 10 Commandments (from Bangkok Bob's website)

1. At the end of the week, specifically Friday and Saturday, many locally employed walking ATM machines will come to your bar, choose carefully! Some have money, but others do not! If he is wearing a suit and tie, check that the tie is not a Pratunam special and check that he isn't wearing trainers.
If he is, forget him because he is most likely an English teacher, and they will only give you peanuts, if they give you anything at all.

2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how drunk he is, make sure you always tell him he is handsome. Sit close to him and run your hands over his body, arousing him.
As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that you despise him, he'll still pay you. The hard part is getting him to pay the bar, and as soon as he has done that, the rest is easy.

3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys. If you can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too.
These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to send you some of their riches. Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell him that your mother is ill. As a last resort, if he still doesn't send any money, tell him you are pregnant and the baby is his!

4. Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way!

5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you shopping, with Rarn Tong (gold shop) being the best place to visit. Make sure he buys you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4!
As soon as he has left Thailand, take the gold back to the shop and sell it straight back to them, thus increasing your pay out.

6. When locally based farangs are inside the bars, do not speak in Thai with your friends in the bar but rather use Lao, Khmer or any other dialects that you may know.
It's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read Thai, but Lao and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects.

7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover Baht as he leaves and says goodbye.
While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his family and friends in his homeland, this will leave more money for you.

8. See Asian customers. They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat. Therefore, they pay a lot better than the farangs.

9. Remember, when you go with a farang, you must always ask for taxi money and give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see the small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4.

10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice.

Dude have you ever been to the RD? Poontangclan called it correctly. Only 15% of what you wrote is applicable to the RD and some of them violate basic mongering rules.
If you can't change the outcome of a situation then don't worry about it.

alexis

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Re: Hoe Commandments
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2021, 11:01:21 AM »
1. English teacher, huh?  lol. 🤣 That kinda confirms what Ghost of PB said about most expats being either living off military pension or teaching English, and broke.  By the way, what happened to big man?  I hope Covid didn't get him.

Well, now that we all know who HipHop is, the big man might be returning soon again to have a word or two with a certain someone in Puerto Plata. And by the looks of it, too many men seem to be bored in Sosua right now. Just watched a video of someone roasting the Mayor! No clue what’s the issue between them but there do not seem to be enough dimes walking around to distract them from each other.

madvillian

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Re: Hoe Commandments
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2021, 04:29:56 PM »
None of this would apply to Colombia.

PapiViejo-Dark Lord

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Re: Hoe Commandments
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2021, 08:31:19 AM »
Los 10 Mandamientos

1. It's all about the money, in any way shape or form.

2. When in doubt, confused or dreaming remember the 1st commandment...Only this matters.

3. Weekends, Holidays and all Birthdays is when you collect from all of them.

4. Never forget the successful collection lessons learned from others.

5. Never give up on anyone that has money you can extract it can always be obtained over time. You have a vagina, use it...or a pic of it!

6. Remember there is no free pussy.

7. Sharing a man, taking man, or fooling a man will alway yield results.

8. Women always form a sisterhood and can be allies to produce profit.

9.  When you want something, call him...not her.

10.  A good price can always be changed for the better.
Hat Trick Sith - Raw is Law!

stinqu

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Re: Hoe Commandments
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2021, 05:24:23 PM »
The #1 rule I have, IS LET YOUR CHICAS KNOW THEY HAVE COMPETITION. When they start to give you sass block them a day or two, or three, they learn real quick not to over reach. I treat my amigas well, but will not put up with bullshit.

 







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